Eddie Money Puns

How did Eddie Money get himself and a friend into the backgammon tournament?

Two tickets, two pair of dice.

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👤︎ u/djvaller

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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My dad's response when I told him Eddie Money passed away (x-post)

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👤︎ u/Nervy_Niffler

📅︎ Sep 13 2019

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Why is Eddie Money not allowed to buy any Hole albums as gifts?

Because Money can't buy you Love.

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👤︎ u/Theageofpisces

📅︎ Jun 27 2018

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