A list of puns related to "Mona Juul"
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HBOβs new movie Oslo, released this weekend, lionizes a pair of Norwegian diplomats behind the 1993 Oslo Accords.
The historic agreement established the Palestinian Authority carved out areas of Palestinian control in the West Bank and Gaza, and formally recognized the Palestinian Liberation Organization (P.L.O.), which had heretofore been deemed a terrorist organization.
The film, based on J. T. Rogersβs Tony Award-winning play of the same name, focuses on the efforts of real-life diplomat Terje RΓΈd-Larsen (played by Andrew Scott) and his wife, Mona Juul (played by Ruth Wilson), to get Palestinian and Israeli negotiators to come to a deal.
In a scandal that rocked Norway last fall but barely made news in the U.S., Norwayβs leading business daily, Dagens Naeringsliv, or DN, revealed details of RΓΈd-Larsenβs personal and professional connections with the late sex trafficker. The diplomat subsequently resigned from his position as president of the International Peace Institute (I.P.I.), a New York-based nonprofit think tank headquartered across the street from the U.N.
Sketchy business dealings are not new for RΓΈd-Larsen. The diplomat briefly served as Norwayβs planning minister during a social-democratic government in 1996. After less than two months, he was forced to resign when journalists revealed his involvement in a tax fraud. In 1997, RΓΈd-Larsen paid a fine of 50,000 kroner (a little less than $6,000) for backdating stock options in order to profit in the lead-up to a bankruptcy.
What the movie leaves out is Jeffrey Epstein, the smirking Banquoβs ghost at many elegant dinner parties these days.
DNβs investigation revealed that RΓΈd-Larsen had privately borrowed money from and visited βJeff,β as he referred to him in e-mails, in his Manhattan lair at least 20 times in the years after Epstein did jail time in 2008 and 2009 for what turned out to be a massive sex-trafficking operation.
RΓΈd-Larsen also reportedly sent Epstein flowers for his birthday in January 2018.
A pariah in Norway, RΓΈd-Larsen has Hollywood on his side. Juul, meanwhile, is
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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
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Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
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A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
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Japan.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
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Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 40%. (I'm a bot)
> NEW YORK - For the third time in a week, the US is blocking a joint statement from the Security Council calling for an immediate ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, two diplomats involved tell The Times of Israel.
> Member states still have until Monday at noon to mull over statement, and negotiations over the matter are ongoing, two Security Council diplomats told ToI. During the open meeting, the US Ambassador to the UN Linda Thomas-Greenfield said that the US is "Working tirelessly through diplomatic channels to try and bring an end to this conflict."
> Fourteen of the 15 Security Council members sought to issue a joint statement, which requires unanimous approval, after closed emergency meetings on Monday and Wednesday.
> They were rebuffed by the US, which said it wanted more time for its own diplomatic efforts to play out, according to several Security Council diplomats.
> Asked after the meeting if the US planned to back the joint statement being drafted, an official at the US mission told ToI that "Right now we are focused on the intensive diplomatic efforts underway, including those Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield discussed at today's Security meeting."
> Speaking to reporters following the emergency session, Mona Juul from Norway's foreign ministry said her government "Strongly believes that the Security Council should speak with one voice and send a clear message urging an immediate cessation of violence and reconfirming our support to the two-state solution. Norway will continue our dedicated efforts to pursue council action."
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