A list of puns related to "Missing in America"
So I work at Dick's sporting goods, at the flagship store meaning that we are the largest store in the United States. Had a guy come in, clearly impressed with the store. I proceeded to tell him how we were the largest store around. Without missing a beat he replied "So how's it feel to be working for the biggest Dick's in America"
Walking in the mall with my girlfriend, about to pass a Build-A-Bear. They have a promotion for Captain America clothes with your bear.
> Me: I feel like they missed out on an opportunity here. They should have called that the Captain Abearica.
> Girlfriend: God damnit.
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