What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

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📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Best Man Puns for my brothers wedding (he’s a geography teacher)
  • The groom gave me permission to riddle the best man speech with puns which was great, but im a bit worried Illinois the rest of you.
  • Firstly, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate these two here at their Maryland, im sorry wedding.
  • Iowa lot to my brother because despite whatever situation or distance, he’s eager to check in and catch up. He’s always been a supportive brother and I’m happy to consider him a great friend.
  • Augusta Maine thing is Idaho-ped that he might find someone to bring out the best in him, and that is the bride without a doubt.
  • I’m Minnesota the middle of this thing and I want to to wish them all the happiness in the world. You guys always bring a smile and fill the space with joy from Florida ceiling.
  • When you look back on your pictures and videos from today in a month, Montana half, I hope you remember all the love you have for each other and carry that with you.
  • Utah have a bright future together and I hope you make the most of it. Whether you’re simply relaxing at home Washingtons of premier league games or traveling together (perhaps to any of the locations previously mentioned), I wish you all the love in the world and I’m fortunate to call you both family.
  • Alaska you before I finish is that you forgive me for any puns that didn’t land and if I missed, I’ll try not to Michigan. Enjoy the rest of your night, here’s to the bride and groom!
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