A list of puns related to "Miss America"
Then someone corrected her grammar and gave her a sash and a tiara.
Me: Why? Friend: Because nobody wants to be Miss Idaho!
Walking in the mall with my girlfriend, about to pass a Build-A-Bear. They have a promotion for Captain America clothes with your bear.
> Me: I feel like they missed out on an opportunity here. They should have called that the Captain Abearica.
> Girlfriend: God damnit.
So I work at Dick's sporting goods, at the flagship store meaning that we are the largest store in the United States. Had a guy come in, clearly impressed with the store. I proceeded to tell him how we were the largest store around. Without missing a beat he replied "So how's it feel to be working for the biggest Dick's in America"
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