Hello all! I'm a moderator of /r/realmadridfem and have been requested by the moderators of /r/realmadrid to provide an insight into the femenino squad. It seems a fitting time to do this for a number of reasons; the newly established nature of the Real Madrid Femenino project, the 2^(nd) place finish in the 2020/21 Primera Division - our first appearance in the Spanish Women's top division as 'Real Madrid Femenino' and of course, our recent (& well fought) victory to get into the group stages of the UEFA Women's Champion's League - another first for the club.
It is evident from the above alone that the club and this group of players - some new, some present even before Real Madrid Femenino was established - are continuously breaking barriers. They are also making a name for themselves in the history books of not only the club but women's football/soccer.
The club itself formed on 1^st July 2020 through the absorption of Club Deportivo TACON. Of course, many of TACON's players continued on as Real Madrid Femenino players and some departed. However, in its final season with knowledge of new management and a new board with lofty ambitions and goals, the club attracted international talent like our Swedish star striker Kosovare Asllani and the experienced midfielder, Aurélie Kaci of France. The club is currently managed by David Aznar and play its home games at Campo 11, Ciudad Real Madrid, Valdebebas. Before moving onto the players, a small acknowledgement has to be made of Ana Rossell, a former player and lifelong Madridista who was instrumental in convincing Real Madrid President, Florentino Perez, in the formation of Real Madrid Femenino.
Without further ado, here is the squad (as per the club's official website).
Goalkeepers
| Name | DOB | Nationality | Place of Birth | Previous Club | Squad No. | Honours |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| María Isabel Rodríguez Rivero ('Misa') | 22/07/1999 | Spanish | Las Palmas de Gran Canaria | Deportivo Abanca | 1 | x3 Liga Iberdrola, x1 u19 European Championship |
| Méline Gérard | 30/05/1990 | French | Massy | Real Betis | 24 | x3 Division 1 Féminine (French league), x4 French Cup |
At just 22, Misa has become the first choice keeper and for good reason. In the club's first season last year she was the winner of the Zomora trophy for conceding the least amount of goals over the course of the season. She was also at the centre of the 'Misma Pasion' movement advocating equality between the male and female game. A motion e
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
