Ming Ming Puns

my comedic tie, Ming."

Hu died and made Yu king.

Listen now to the story of the two brothers Hing and Ming. Each was devoted to the search for ultimate wisdom, but they differed greatly on how it was to be found. One day their pet chicken fell ill, began to molt, and soon lost all of its feathers! The brothers decided that this would be an ideal test case and agreed to each spend two months trying to cure the chicken. Hing immediately went back to the university. Having boned up on ornithology and traditional Chinese medicine, he decided that the answer was a prescription of gum-tree leaf tea. He gathered bushels of the tea leaves, brewed gallons of the tea, and poured it into the chicken for the two months.

Meanwhile, Ming traveled all around China, praying at the shrines of his ancestors. One night he had a dream. His ancestors appeared and told him to feed the chicken tea made from gum-tree leaves!!!

Ming, aware of his brother’s lack of success, decided that the problem was quantity. He gathered whole CARTLOADS of leaves, and brewed BARRELS of the tea, and poured them into the chicken for the two months. At the end of the time, the poor chicken was still as naked as a bowling ball.

Moral: All of Hing’s courses, and all of Ming’s kin; couldn’t make gum tea re-feather a hen!

That's pretty good thyme-Ming.

His name is Fu Ming.

Phil Ming.

They're called No Thai Ming!

His business was boo-ming

My friend, Ming Kuo, is an expert at fishing for calamari. We call him "Squid Pro Kuo!"

Wong Tai Ming

It makes an ass out of you and Ming. I don't know who Ming is, probably some poor Chinese lady.

my daughter: "Flamingo!"

Me: "mine's a Fla-ming-stop."

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera? Phil Ming"