My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...

my comedic tie, Ming."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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Listen now to the story of the two brothers Hing and Ming

Listen now to the story of the two brothers Hing and Ming. Each was devoted to the search for ultimate wisdom, but they differed greatly on how it was to be found. One day their pet chicken fell ill, began to molt, and soon lost all of its feathers! The brothers decided that this would be an ideal test case and agreed to each spend two months trying to cure the chicken. Hing immediately went back to the university. Having boned up on ornithology and traditional Chinese medicine, he decided that the answer was a prescription of gum-tree leaf tea. He gathered bushels of the tea leaves, brewed gallons of the tea, and poured it into the chicken for the two months.

Meanwhile, Ming traveled all around China, praying at the shrines of his ancestors. One night he had a dream. His ancestors appeared and told him to feed the chicken tea made from gum-tree leaves!!!

Ming, aware of his brother’s lack of success, decided that the problem was quantity. He gathered whole CARTLOADS of leaves, and brewed BARRELS of the tea, and poured them into the chicken for the two months. At the end of the time, the poor chicken was still as naked as a bowling ball.

Moral: All of Hing’s courses, and all of Ming’s kin; couldn’t make gum tea re-feather a hen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...

That's pretty good thyme-Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I have an asian friend who's constantly mad

His name is Fu Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danieboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a Chinese camera man?

Phil Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How is the worst drummer in Asia called?

They're called No Thai Ming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeszzAvrenite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why was the ghost Salesman happy?

His business was boo-ming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealDannyDevito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Calamari fishing expert

My friend, Ming Kuo, is an expert at fishing for calamari. We call him "Squid Pro Kuo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanTu34
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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How do you call an asian who's always late?

Wong Tai Ming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prace_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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You know what they say about assuming.

It makes an ass out of you and Ming. I don't know who Ming is, probably some poor Chinese lady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fidgeter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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What's your favorite animal at the zoo?

my daughter: "Flamingo!"

Me: "mine's a Fla-ming-stop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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This is very punny πŸ˜‚

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera? Phil Ming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerpong1010
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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