Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) From Saturday Night Live's Michael O'Donoghue -known for his dark & destructive comedic style- Originally produced as an NBC Special intended to air in place of SNL but was declared too racy/inappropriate, and was cancelled by the network. youtube.com/watch?v=LTmN3…
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I watched 749 movies in 2020 including 636 feature length films, here's my takeaways

I'm an amateur film lover, as I'm sure many of the folks in /r/movies are. I will be the first to also admit that I was also one of the lucky ones last year to have 'boredom' as one of my biggest problems, and so to everyone reading this I hope you have a far better 2021.

Watching lots of movies isn't necessarily something new to me, especially in such a vast quantity, I watched a lot in 2019 as well and it's something that works for me. I know some people say they don't like watching so many in quick succession for various reasons, and that's cool, just know that this works for me and I like to think I have a fairly good memory of almost everything I've watched (certainly all of the ones that I've enjoyed). And I can safely say I don't feel burnout coming on either...at least not yet, fingers crossed.

I also feel we're incredibly lucky to live in the era that we live in, watching films has never been easier than it has now, there's so many ways, both legal and illegal. Just this year alone, we've had four major classics receive Blu-rays for the first time ever, Satantango, Los Olvidados, Roman Holiday and Beau Travail. I can't even begin to imagine how frustrating it must have been to be an amateur movie lover in previous decades without the conveniences we have today and without access to the benefits of being in film industry circles.

As a result, it becomes a case of, the more you watch, the more great movies you realise are out there and the 'never-ending watchlist syndrome' becomes a real thing. But I take that as a positive knowing that this isn't some tick-box exercise and that watching movies is a life-long journey. After all, we all watch movies for different reasons, sometimes to laugh, to kill time, to make us better people, for catharsis and various other purposes.

To keep this relatively short for the main post (I can detail further in the comments if anyone's interested) I'll post my top 5 (in no particular order) for each calendar month of 2020, varying from popular favourites to ones I feel like deserve way more attention in the general conversation.

FULL LIST HERE

Jan 2020

  • Le Cercle Rouge (1970) - The first film of the year I saw and only fitting because I adore Melville's work. Anyone who loves a good heist movie should absolutely do themselves a favour and watch this. What I love about Melville is how he uses action and silence to drive the story and bu
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Oscar Nominations Discussion!

Best Picture

β€œThe Father” David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, Producers

β€œJudas and the Black Messiah” Shaka King, Charles D. King and Ryan Coogler, Producers

β€œMank” CeΓ‘n Chaffin, Eric Roth and Douglas Urbanski, Producers

β€œMinari” Christina Oh, Producer

β€œNomadland” Frances McDormand, Peter Spears, Mollye Asher, Dan Janvey and ChloΓ© Zhao, Producers

β€œPromising Young Woman” Ben Browning, Ashley Fox, Emerald Fennell and Josey McNamara, Producers

β€œSound of Metal” Bert Hamelinck and Sacha Ben Harroche, Producers

β€œThe Trial of the Chicago 7” Marc Platt and Stuart Besser, Producers

Actor in a Leading Role

Riz Ahmed in β€œSound of Metal”

Chadwick Boseman in β€œMa Rainey’s Black Bottom”

Anthony Hopkins in β€œThe Father”

Gary Oldman in β€œMank”

Steven Yeun in β€œMinari”

Actress in a Leading Role

Viola Davis in β€œMa Rainey’s Black Bottom”

Andra Day in β€œThe United States vs. Billie Holiday”

Vanessa Kirby in β€œPieces of a Woman”

Frances McDormand in β€œNomadland”

Carey Mulligan in β€œPromising Young Woman”

Actor in a Supporting Role

Sacha Baron Cohen in β€œThe Trial of the Chicago 7”

Daniel Kaluuya in β€œJudas and the Black Messiah”

Leslie Odom, Jr. in β€œOne Night in Miami…”

Paul Raci in β€œSound of Metal”

Lakeith Stanfield in β€œJudas and the Black Messiah”

Actress in a Supporting Role

Maria Bakalova in β€œBorat Subsequent Moviefilm”

Glenn Close in β€œHillbilly Elegy”

Olivia Colman in β€œThe Father”

Amanda Seyfried in β€œMank”

Yuh-Jung Youn in β€œMinari”

Directing

β€œAnother Round” Thomas Vinterberg

β€œMank” David Fincher

β€œMinari” Lee Isaac Chung

β€œNomadland” ChloΓ© Zhao

β€œPromising Young Woman” Emerald Fennell

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

β€œBorat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” Screenplay by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Peter Baynham & Erica Rivinoja & Dan Mazer & Jena Friedman & Lee Kern; Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Nina Pedrad

β€œThe Father” Screenplay by Christopher Hampton and Florian Zeller

β€œNomadland” Written for the screen by ChloΓ© Zhao

β€œOne Night in Miami…” Screenplay by Kemp Powers

β€œThe White Tigers” Written for the screen by Ramin Bahrani

Writing (Original Screenplay)

β€œJudas and the Black Messiah” Screenplay by Will Berson & Shaka King; Story by Will Berson & Shaka King and Kenny Lucas &

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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ITS ALL ABOUT THE 'WILD' LIFE - Bans and Updates

Righto, you've all been doing it again.

We have had rockets, red days, YOLO's, an oddly heartfelt Dear Diary post, more Koala's adopted than you can shake a stick at, shit talking a plenty and a truckload of new bets to round it all out.

Y'all are getting better at tagging a Mod for your demented gambling and proof or ban calls, just another friendly reminder ''Mods'' DOES NOT summon us.

We like it when you call us by name, any mod is fine, all roads lead to a paddlin....

Oh, a little side note from the Mod team.

Just cause it ain't a penny does not immediately make it a shit pick. Tell that to the folks with the $9 APT buy ins...Or the people who bought APT Warrants for $4.

Also, someone telling you your stonk is shit does not mean they are a 'shorter', seriously learn what the fuck it actually means. If you think everyone who says your pick is garbage is a shorter, you have a sore misunderstanding of what judgement is. If you call someone a (shudder), Down-Ramper on this sub expect a paddlin, take that shit back to hot crapper. We like people to have opposing views, in theory it makes us look slightly more intelligent when you can see just a whisker past your own smooth brain. Besides, we keep telling people to look into Options and Warrants, those things that mean you make money when something implodes in price.

Ok mod rant over, so without any further ado lets get through the madness and fuck off too enjoy the weekend....

HIGHLIGHTS

- 64,000 + members. Again, fuck me.

- Auto-Mod has some sass. Mention Hot Crapper, Motley Fuckwit or the Dildo producing mining speccie and you'll see why.

- Speaking of Dildo's, you retards managed to make DLC the #1 mentioned Stonk on the Sub.

Its funny, its beyond stupid and its completely incomprehensible that anyone could construe this as financial advice.

- Admittedly, the collective senses of the Mods have been dulled over time, (you can only be exposed to so much degenerate shenanigans before you go a little numb) but we were stoked to see all the Koala donations over the last few weeks, culminating in the [Koala Donations making the news](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/m8sfv4/asx

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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Rational
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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He needs grounded
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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Gottemm
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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so many choices
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MMM, burgers
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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Charjar Binks
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Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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3.14159265387279 snek
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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Well Rounded Pun
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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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This sub
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I threw up in the toilet
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