A list of puns related to "Mike Racy"
I'm an amateur film lover, as I'm sure many of the folks in /r/movies are. I will be the first to also admit that I was also one of the lucky ones last year to have 'boredom' as one of my biggest problems, and so to everyone reading this I hope you have a far better 2021.
Watching lots of movies isn't necessarily something new to me, especially in such a vast quantity, I watched a lot in 2019 as well and it's something that works for me. I know some people say they don't like watching so many in quick succession for various reasons, and that's cool, just know that this works for me and I like to think I have a fairly good memory of almost everything I've watched (certainly all of the ones that I've enjoyed). And I can safely say I don't feel burnout coming on either...at least not yet, fingers crossed.
I also feel we're incredibly lucky to live in the era that we live in, watching films has never been easier than it has now, there's so many ways, both legal and illegal. Just this year alone, we've had four major classics receive Blu-rays for the first time ever, Satantango, Los Olvidados, Roman Holiday and Beau Travail. I can't even begin to imagine how frustrating it must have been to be an amateur movie lover in previous decades without the conveniences we have today and without access to the benefits of being in film industry circles.
As a result, it becomes a case of, the more you watch, the more great movies you realise are out there and the 'never-ending watchlist syndrome' becomes a real thing. But I take that as a positive knowing that this isn't some tick-box exercise and that watching movies is a life-long journey. After all, we all watch movies for different reasons, sometimes to laugh, to kill time, to make us better people, for catharsis and various other purposes.
To keep this relatively short for the main post (I can detail further in the comments if anyone's interested) I'll post my top 5 (in no particular order) for each calendar month of 2020, varying from popular favourites to ones I feel like deserve way more attention in the general conversation.
Jan 2020
Best Picture
βThe Fatherβ David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, Producers
βJudas and the Black Messiahβ Shaka King, Charles D. King and Ryan Coogler, Producers
βMankβ CeΓ‘n Chaffin, Eric Roth and Douglas Urbanski, Producers
βMinariβ Christina Oh, Producer
βNomadlandβ Frances McDormand, Peter Spears, Mollye Asher, Dan Janvey and ChloΓ© Zhao, Producers
βPromising Young Womanβ Ben Browning, Ashley Fox, Emerald Fennell and Josey McNamara, Producers
βSound of Metalβ Bert Hamelinck and Sacha Ben Harroche, Producers
βThe Trial of the Chicago 7β Marc Platt and Stuart Besser, Producers
Actor in a Leading Role
Riz Ahmed in βSound of Metalβ
Chadwick Boseman in βMa Raineyβs Black Bottomβ
Anthony Hopkins in βThe Fatherβ
Gary Oldman in βMankβ
Steven Yeun in βMinariβ
Actress in a Leading Role
Viola Davis in βMa Raineyβs Black Bottomβ
Andra Day in βThe United States vs. Billie Holidayβ
Vanessa Kirby in βPieces of a Womanβ
Frances McDormand in βNomadlandβ
Carey Mulligan in βPromising Young Womanβ
Actor in a Supporting Role
Sacha Baron Cohen in βThe Trial of the Chicago 7β
Daniel Kaluuya in βJudas and the Black Messiahβ
Leslie Odom, Jr. in βOne Night in Miamiβ¦β
Paul Raci in βSound of Metalβ
Lakeith Stanfield in βJudas and the Black Messiahβ
Actress in a Supporting Role
Maria Bakalova in βBorat Subsequent Moviefilmβ
Glenn Close in βHillbilly Elegyβ
Olivia Colman in βThe Fatherβ
Amanda Seyfried in βMankβ
Yuh-Jung Youn in βMinariβ
Directing
βAnother Roundβ Thomas Vinterberg
βMankβ David Fincher
βMinariβ Lee Isaac Chung
βNomadlandβ ChloΓ© Zhao
βPromising Young Womanβ Emerald Fennell
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
βBorat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstanβ Screenplay by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Peter Baynham & Erica Rivinoja & Dan Mazer & Jena Friedman & Lee Kern; Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Nina Pedrad
βThe Fatherβ Screenplay by Christopher Hampton and Florian Zeller
βNomadlandβ Written for the screen by ChloΓ© Zhao
βOne Night in Miamiβ¦β Screenplay by Kemp Powers
βThe White Tigersβ Written for the screen by Ramin Bahrani
Writing (Original Screenplay)
βJudas and the Black Messiahβ Screenplay by Will Berson & Shaka King; Story by Will Berson & Shaka King and Kenny Lucas &
... keep reading on reddit β‘Phil
Righto, you've all been doing it again.
We have had rockets, red days, YOLO's, an oddly heartfelt Dear Diary post, more Koala's adopted than you can shake a stick at, shit talking a plenty and a truckload of new bets to round it all out.
Y'all are getting better at tagging a Mod for your demented gambling and proof or ban calls, just another friendly reminder ''Mods'' DOES NOT summon us.
We like it when you call us by name, any mod is fine, all roads lead to a paddlin....
Oh, a little side note from the Mod team.
Just cause it ain't a penny does not immediately make it a shit pick. Tell that to the folks with the $9 APT buy ins...Or the people who bought APT Warrants for $4.
Also, someone telling you your stonk is shit does not mean they are a 'shorter', seriously learn what the fuck it actually means. If you think everyone who says your pick is garbage is a shorter, you have a sore misunderstanding of what judgement is. If you call someone a (shudder), Down-Ramper on this sub expect a paddlin, take that shit back to hot crapper. We like people to have opposing views, in theory it makes us look slightly more intelligent when you can see just a whisker past your own smooth brain. Besides, we keep telling people to look into Options and Warrants, those things that mean you make money when something implodes in price.
Ok mod rant over, so without any further ado lets get through the madness and fuck off too enjoy the weekend....
HIGHLIGHTS
- 64,000 + members. Again, fuck me.
- Auto-Mod has some sass. Mention Hot Crapper, Motley Fuckwit or the Dildo producing mining speccie and you'll see why.
- Speaking of Dildo's, you retards managed to make DLC the #1 mentioned Stonk on the Sub.
Its funny, its beyond stupid and its completely incomprehensible that anyone could construe this as financial advice.
- Admittedly, the collective senses of the Mods have been dulled over time, (you can only be exposed to so much degenerate shenanigans before you go a little numb) but we were stoked to see all the Koala donations over the last few weeks, culminating in the [Koala Donations making the news](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/m8sfv4/asx
... keep reading on reddit β‘Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
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