Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
I applied to work at Microsoft...
I told them I Excelled in the Office and had a positive Outlook on life. I also try to be an Explorer of new ideas, and always keep my Word.
I got in trouble at work for damaging an executive's Microsoft tablet.
I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
The Spanish branch of Microsoft worked on a successor to MS-DOS for years
Sadly, MS-TRES never became popular.
I once worked at Microsoft and managed to take record of over 900,000 websites!
I guess you could say I was quite the Internet Explorer.
A man from Delhi who worked for Microsoft got fired after trying to start his own software company.
He forgot he'd signed a naan-compete.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...
You have my Word.
Made my coworker hurt from this bad joke
My coworker and I were talking:
Me: "You will definitely get your project done."
Him: "Word."
Me: some lame-ass comment acting like I'm still 12
Him: "No, I was meaning the Microsoft kind."
Me: "You really 'Excel'-led at that joke. It was on 'powerPoint'!" (Emphasis on point, not power).
He groaned, and went back to work
