I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Today is the tenth of October! MOASS almost definitely confirmed for today, because to me it is pretty clear that CS-account numbers are (approximately, at least) sequential! In other news; to avoid as much crime as possible, I would personally register my shares directly! Look what this day brought us over the past years, and just imagine what that day will bring us in 2021! <3
Events
680 – The Battle of Karbala is won by the Umayyads under Yazid I.
732 – Charles Martel's forces defeat an Umayyad army near Tours, France.
1471 – Sten Sture the Elder, the Regent of Sweden, with the help of farmers and miners, repels an attack by King Christian I of Denmark.
1492 – The crew of Santa Maria, desperate and fearful, acted against their captain, and Columbus's long journey was nearly swamped by mutiny.
1575 – Roman Catholic forces under Henry I, Duke of Guise defeat the Protestants, capturing Philippe de Mornay among others.
1580 – Over 600 Papal troops land in Ireland to support the Second Desmond Rebellion.
1631 – Thirty Years' War: An army of the Electorate of Saxony seizes Prague.
1760 – In a treaty with the Dutch colonial authorities, the Ndyuka people of Suriname – descended from escaped slaves – gain territorial autonomy.
1780 – The Great Hurricane of 1780 kills 20,000–30,000 in the Caribbean.
1814 – War of 1812: The United States Revenue Marine attempts to defend the cutter Eagle from the Royal Navy.
1845 – In Annapolis, Maryland, the Naval School (later the United States Naval Academy) opens with 50 students.
1846 – Triton, the largest moon of the planet Neptune, is discovered by English astronomer William Lassell.
1868 – The Ten Years' War begins against Spanish rule in Cuba.
1903 – The Women's Social and Political Union is founded in support of the enfranchisement of British women.
1911 – The day after a bomb explodes prematurely, the Wuchang Uprising begins against the Chinese monarchy.
1913 – U.S. President Wilson triggers the explosion of the Gamboa Dike, completing major construction on the Panama Canal.
1918 – RMS Leinster is torpedoed and sunk by UB-123, killing 564, the worst-ever on the Irish Sea.
1920 – The Carinthian plebiscite determines that the larger part of the Duchy of Carinthia should remain part of Austria.
1928 – Chiang Kai-shek becomes Chairman of the Republic of China.
1933 – A United Airlines Boeing 247 is destroyed by sabotage, the first such proven case in the history of commercial aviation.
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Sorry everyone. I don't think I'll be finishing the in-depth TARA cast rankings or starting the in-depth (lol) TARCAN cast rankings. Instead, I guess I'll just talk about the seasons individually and go into all of their aspects.
5. The Amazing Race Asia 2
Sorry Logan.
TAR Asia 2 is definitely my least favourite of the 5 by some margin, but it's still good, I guess. It just suffers from a number of minor problems that all add up.
The route, while on paper objectively the best route in all of TAR Asia by far, doesn't click for me at all. I think the main problem that I have with it is, ironically, the non-Asia parts. The Czech Republic and Hungary just blended together and weren't very good locations for TV with TARA's style of editing. I also wasn't a fan of South Africa as a penultimate leg. This route was honestly just dull. I did quite like the rest of it though, although it still wasn't great.
The cast is a weird one for me because while I can see how good it is overall, as a whole they didn't entertain me that much. I can still appreciate what they individually brought to the table though. There was SS/FBA's wacky antics in New Zealand and elsewhere, Sawaka singing, Edwin and Monica's bizarre two-episode storyline, Kinar and Brett with aphrodisiacs and complete navigational fails, Henry reduced to tears in Seoul as he and Terri undergo one of the most ridiculous TAR journeys ever, Diane and Ann being unlikely "villains" and dominating the bronze position of the season, Paula and Natasha being the first F/F team ever (I think) to not make F3 and still get a consistent CP/MOR toneless edit and also going completely insane after six hours on the streets of Prague.
Adrian and Collin concluding their fantastic arc with an incredible comeback that defined the season, and solidified their position as one of the most relentlessly positive and rootable powerhouse uberteams that this franchise has ever seen. Pamela and Vanessa. Just overall, Pamela and Vanessa. I love them. Marc and Rovilson bending the fans, the season and the edit to their will as they dominate and bombinate the entire race, kicking everyone's ass the whole way through before a shocking finale defeat, all while essentially serving as TAR's first ever contestants-cum-hosts throughout.
TAR Asia 2 is still a good season of TAR and RTV overall. It has lots of strong points although imo it also has a lot of weaknesses that I am not fond of much, namely the 5 NELS slaughtering the momen
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
It was about a weak back.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
