Michael A. Jackson Puns

A list of puns related to "Michael A. Jackson"

Why can't Michael Jackson go within five hundred feet of a school?

Because he's dead

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👤︎ u/thesaltywatermelon
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Did you know Michael Jackson was developing a clothing line before he died?

Billy Jeans

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👤︎ u/Zealousideal_Ad8934
📅︎ Aug 17 2021
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Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?

Billy jeans hee hee

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👤︎ u/Alexasha05
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.

I told him just beat it.

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👤︎ u/BSG_U53R
📅︎ May 17 2018
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What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard.

“Security, Blanket. “

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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How did Michael Jackson know when his girlfriend was having a good time during sex?

She-moan-a

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Michael Jackson opened a clothing store...

He called it Billie Jeans

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👤︎ u/lifelonglifter
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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I am reading a biography of Michael Jackson.

It seems like he had a colored past.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range

He'd have sold billie jeans

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👤︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Breaking Bad: the untold story of how I dropped a Michael Jackson record down the stairs
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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ May 05 2016
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