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Qué verguenza de Medios mangantes tenemos en España. Y encima lo hace tan burdamente que daría risa sino fuera tan grave esta manipulación diaria de las noticias reales a las que tenemos derecho los ciudadanos en una "democracia", algo que a día de hoy aún no conocemos en España. Con nuestra semidemocracia, vamos tirando.

A ver si hay suerte y algún día volvemos en España a tener una democracia. Desde la II República no la hemos vuelto a tener. A ver si yo vivo para poder conocerla. Esperaremos.

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Period: 363.93 days

###Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 8822 points, 238 submissions: /u/Erratic85

2. Abraça'm fins que s'acabi Espanya. (262 points, 23 comments)

3. Barricada aixecada per les milícies antifeixistes gracienques al carrer Major de Gràcia, durant la sublevació militar del 19 de juliol del 1936. [Foto coloritzada] (242 points, 24 comments)

4. Mort per làctic. (226 points, 14 comments)

5. Puff era un drac màgic 💔 (220 points, 11 comments)

6. Català universitari de comarques. (184 points, 10 comments)

7. Swag Log [OC] (165 points, 3 comments)

8. Carnet de Súper vs. Carnet de la República digital (157 points, 41 comments)

9. El cartell de La Mercè de Barcelona, 2021. (155 points, 20 comments)

10. Cartell d'una campanya per a l'ús oficial de la llengua catalana, 1977. (145 points, 20 comments)

11. Fotografia de Lluís Companys el 1934 passada per una aplicació d'intel·ligència artifcial. (141 points, 5 comments)

12. 5085 points, 96 submissions: /u/catsubreddits

13. Sardana o mort (198 points, 12 comments)

14. La Sagrada Família, 1899. Construïda originalment dins el terme municipal de Sant Martí de Provençals. El 1897 aquest municipi s'incorporà dins el municipi de Barcelona en forma de districte (Sant Martí). (192 points, 15 comments)

15. Quan es diu "Lérida" (180 points, 82 comments)

16. Portals i portes de Barcelona (176 points, 1 comment)

17. La Via Laietana entre els carrers de les Jonqueres i Comtal, Barcelona 1950 (1

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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Period: 363.93 days

###Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 8826 points, 238 submissions: /u/Erratic85

2. Abraça'm fins que s'acabi Espanya. (260 points, 23 comments)

3. Barricada aixecada per les milícies antifeixistes gracienques al carrer Major de Gràcia, durant la sublevació militar del 19 de juliol del 1936. [Foto coloritzada] (245 points, 24 comments)

4. Mort per làctic. (222 points, 14 comments)

5. Puff era un drac màgic 💔 (219 points, 11 comments)

6. Català universitari de comarques. (184 points, 10 comments)

7. Swag Log [OC] (166 points, 3 comments)

8. Carnet de Súper vs. Carnet de la República digital (157 points, 41 comments)

9. El cartell de La Mercè de Barcelona, 2021. (152 points, 20 comments)

10. Cartell d'una campanya per a l'ús oficial de la llengua catalana, 1977. (143 points, 20 comments)

11. Fotografia de Lluís Companys el 1934 passada per una aplicació d'intel·ligència artifcial. (142 points, 5 comments)

12. 5087 points, 96 submissions: /u/catsubreddits

13. Sardana o mort (198 points, 12 comments)

14. La Sagrada Família, 1899. Construïda originalment dins el terme municipal de Sant Martí de Provençals. El 1897 aquest municipi s'incorporà dins el municipi de Barcelona en forma de districte (Sant Martí). (193 points, 15 comments)

15. Quan es diu "Lérida" (181 points, 82 comments)

16. Portals i portes de Barcelona (175 points, 1 comment)

17. La Via Laietana entre els carrers de les Jonqueres i Comtal, Barcelona 1950 (1