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Cnn+ Puns

A list of puns related to "Cnn+"

CNN Plus?

More like CNN Minus.

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👤︎ u/wmwarrior
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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Cnn...
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👤︎ u/wurlJAM
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.

Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!

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👤︎ u/Yeastronaut
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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👤︎ u/manford5
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Thank you CNN for making my day
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👤︎ u/wat_am_i_doing_here
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Goddamit CNN, you got me
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👤︎ u/Lord_Braniel
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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Wife was watching CNN...

She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.

I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"

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👤︎ u/ReksEffect
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Did you hear about the helicopter crew who rescued a CNN reporter?

It was on r/upliftingnews

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👤︎ u/ryanm1903
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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CNN Money had me cracking up this morning money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/…
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👤︎ u/Wizardofozeltamivir
📅︎ Jul 17 2015
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Oh you're very punny, CNN... imgur.com/qtOAxkT
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👤︎ u/redraccoonz
📅︎ May 16 2014
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CNN trys to make a pun... cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/…
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👤︎ u/bSimmons666
📅︎ Feb 26 2009
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Dad Jokes help kids turn into healthy adults

Let's keep the joke's rolling !!

https://www.foxnews.com/health/dad-jokes-help-kids-develop-healthy-adults-study

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👤︎ u/driven01a
📅︎ Mar 19 2023
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don't let this one get under your skin...
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👤︎ u/Cyanidesolution1187
📅︎ Sep 23 2022
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After sanctions collapsed the Russian economy, wealthy business magnates were trapped in the ruble.

ducks and runs

sorrynotsorry

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👤︎ u/rekabis
📅︎ Sep 02 2022
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Where do sheep get their spiritual advise from?

Baba Black Sheep.

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👤︎ u/sistasa
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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The first luxury hotel in space has been announced

I hear the service is going to be out of this world.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/aurora-station-luxury-space-hotel/index.html

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👤︎ u/maerdnacirema
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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My daughter's teacher told her class that flying cars are going to be available next year...

And apparently, it's true:

http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/18/luxury/flying-cars-aeromobil/

So my daughter has been talking nonstop about them and how she wants me to get one.

I told her I don't think they'll ever take off.

She kept talking...I guess my joke went over her head...

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👤︎ u/Sparkstalker
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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