A list of puns related to "Me Me Me (album)"
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
I said yes, but I wouldn't Cher.
It just keeps syncing...
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
It was pro-Bono.
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
... so I sent my niece downstairs with the Nirvana album.
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Got some of them from here
Me to Girlfriend: Whatβs your favorite album of theirs?
Of course I do, it's one of KoRn's best albums
The first album will be This is How You Get Amps
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
Me: I hope it wasn't a 78. Those things really shatter.
I bought my sister a copy of the album "Plans" by Death Cab For Cutie for her birthday.
She asked what I had gotten her, and all I said was, "Don't worry, I've got 'Plans' for you!"
I literally told her what her gift was and she had no idea! Except when I finally gave it to her, she got the joke and punched me. :(
Got my whole Tafe class with this, thanks to a good setup from a mate. He says: I can't believe that guy stole your gate! The class: what the hell? Me: yeah, I was watering my front lawn, and this bloke walks up to my gate, looks at me, picks my gate up off its hinges and walked off with it! The class: what??? You didn't say anything?!! Me: no, I didn't want him to take a-fence... The class: laughs and groans of disappointment as they realize they fell for it.
The fourth album is often the best.
Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.
EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality
Me (Lexi): Iβm so excited with these wedding photos. I canβt wait to start on making an album for them,
Dad (Alan): You canβt do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. Youβre name isnβt Al.
Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:
Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.
Her: Really? Where?
Me: A little place called Frisatsun.
Her: Where is that?
Me: it's on the weekend!
She punched me immediately.
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Some background, I'm taking Listening to Jazz this semester to fill my arts credit. Last week the professor talked about musicians Miles Davis and John Coltrane, and their albums Kind of Blue and A Love Supreme.
During class he was trying to explain to us what the difference between different kinds of jazz were. So he pulled all the students wearing blue and asked each student he pulled to describe their shade of blue. I was picked and when it was my turn, I just looked at him and said "My shirt looks... Kind of Blue" referencing a Miles Davis' album. My professor double face palmed and was so disgusted by me I almost felt bad for laughing. He threatened to give me a 3 page essay on why that was the worst answer I could've given.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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