May the Fourth be with you! Today’s Argyle Sweater, 5/4/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Remember to buy a fifth on the Third for the Fourth or you may not be able to go forth on the Fifth.

Because the liquor stores will be closed for 2 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeldoodlecat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?

>! Revenge of the Fifth!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!

Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."

The man can't believe it.

"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"

Naturally, they're both shocked.

"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."

Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."

They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.

"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

"It's a date!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

(May the Fourth be with you all!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I am one before the Fourth and the Fourth is with me.

(getting a jump on everyone posting May the Fourth be with you tommorrow)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/groggyjava
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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I thought the dad's of reddit would appreciate this

In honor of May Fourth, from /r/funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smketchersid4109
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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May the fourth be with you .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedroidlife
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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