A list of puns related to "Mathias Pogba"
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He said in an interview on Rmc sport (French Channel) that the problem with Poga under Mourinho was clearly his relation with him and not his position on the field.
Not that we didn't know it. But this is confirmation from one of the closest person to him.
I'll update link when up.
Edit:link in french: https://rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/manchester-united-pour-pogba-le-probleme-c-etait-mourinho-selon-son-frere-1606076.html
Welcome back to The Alphabetical World Cup.
PART ONE | PART TWO |
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Today, we bring you some of the most hotly-anticipated sides in the entire tournament. Team M and Team S both bring an embarrassment of attacking riches, with the squads in between hardly lacking in depth, either.
No long bullet points or paragraphs this time! Let's cut right to the chase.
Oh boy, you're in for a treat with this one.
1 | Mike Maignan | Lille |
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2 | Mateu Morey | Borussia Dortmund |
3 | Ferland Mendy | Real Madrid |
4 | Marquinhos | Paris Saint-Germain |
5 | Gianluca Mancini | Roma |
6 | Harry Maguire | Manchester United |
7 | Thomas Muller | Bayern Munich |
8 | Luka Modric | Real Madrid |
9 | Lautaro Martinez | Internazionale |
10 | Lionel Messi | Barcelona |
11 | Kylian Mbappe | Paris Saint-Germain |
12 | Emi Martinez | Aston Villa |
13 | Benjamin Mendy | Manchester City |
14 | Sadio Mane | Liverpool |
15 | Eder Militao | Real Madrid |
16 | Thomas Meunier | Borussia Dortmund |
17 | Mason Mount | Chelsea |
18 | Weston McKennie | Juventus |
19 | Riyadh Mahrez | Manchester City |
20 | James Maddison | Leicester City |
21 | Sergej Milinkovic-Savic | Lazio |
22 | Scott McTominay | Manchester City |
23 | Alex Meret | Napoli |
PROBABLE LINEUP:Maignan; Morey, Mancini, Maguire (C), F Mendy; Marquinhos, Modric; Messi, Muller, Mbappe; Martinez
All of the headlines here will be about the fact that Lionel Messi and Kylian Mbappe are in the same team. Rightfully so, too; theyβre an exquisite pairing to think about. The student and the master, the father and the son, the grizzled wizard and the bright-eyed young star with lightning in his heels.
But get past that dollop of Barney Ronay-esque poetic hyperbole, and youβll notice just
exactly how stacked this team is. Because, fuck it, Look At This Thing.
Youβve got Mane and Mahrez out wide - in fact, theyβre probably BENCHED, with the two colossuses Iβve mentioned playing on the wings and Lautaro Martinez operating through the centre. Youβve got Muller, Mason Mount and Maddison in the centre of the pitch (CAMs? Completed it, mate) and then you can put Milinkovic-Savic or Luka Modric in behind them. Three great keepers, some powerful
... keep reading on reddit β‘Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:
20 May 2021 - by Valerio Vitali
Gianluigi Buffon, with the victory of his 28th trophy, definitively closed his interlude at Juventus by winning as a protagonist.
It was perceived by the hugs of everyone, primarily Andrea Agnelli.
A friendship that goes beyond even football itself and that somehow represented a hypothetical virtual gesture that all of us, yesterday, at the triple final whistle, wanted to make.
To understand Gianluigi Buffon's football greatness, just think that he won the Italian Cup with both Federico Chiesa and his father.
A giant who greets Juventus again in his own way: by winning!
20 May 2021 - by Giordano Straffellini
Last night Juventus gave us a joy with the victory of the Italian Cup.
Yet in this season finale the team seems to have rediscovered an identity, in the second half of the cup we even saw that high attack lost at the end of January.
These are some of the thousand questions in a season of continuous contradictions, with verdicts already written, canceled, revised and still modified.
Juventus, as mentioned, is a serious club that knows how to plan, the victory of the Italian Cup, as the defeat would have been, will not change the company's plans.
Then there will be the market, programming in the hope that the future holds certainties and not contradictions.
20 May 2021 - by Juventibus
The people's report cards are your report cards, the report cards of you Juventibus readers.
Dai Gigi thinks of us, incurable romantics, who cannot do without someone who, even at 43, has a charisma and an absolutely vital presence in the field.
CUADRADO 8Corre is so strong that the Frecciarossa seems an interregional.
He also puts a little luck when he decides to take away what will be the match winner.
An excellent Juve overall, with the coach who manages to send those who gave him up for dead in a crisis.
May 20, 2021 - *by Micha
... keep reading on reddit β‘Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
Name | Club | Apps: starts (from the bench) | Minutes played | Goals | Assists | Clean sheets (GK only) |
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Matej Kovar | Swindon Town (League One) | 17 (0) | 1530 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Joel Pereira | Huddersfield Town (Championship) | 1 (0) | 90 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Jacob Carney | Brighouse Town (Northern Premier League) | 3 (0) | 270 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Max Taylor | Kidderminster Harriers (National League North) | 10 (0) | 841 | 1 | 0 | - |
Di'Shon Bernard | Salford City (League Two) | 6 (1) | 602 | 1 | 2 | - |
Diogo Dalot | AC Milan (Serie A) | 5 (2) | 475 | 1 | 1 | - |
James Garner | Watford (Championship) | 10 (5) | 937 | 0 | 1 | - |
Dylan Levitt | Charlton Athletic (League One) | 5 (0) | 386 | 0 | 0 | - |
Aliou Traore | SM Caen (Ligue 2) | 2 (5) | 245 | 0 | 0 | - |
Andreas Pereira | SS Lazio (Serie A) | 2 (7) | 312 | 1 | 0 | - |
Max Haygarth | Brentford B (-) | 5 (3) | 457 | 2 | 0 | - |
Tahith Chong | Werder Bremen (Bundesliga) | 3 (7) | 338 | 1 | 0 | - |
Amad Diallo | Atalanta (Serie A) | 0 (2) | 41 | 0 | 0 | - |
Came on from the bench and played 27 minutes in 1:1 draw against Midtjylland in Champions League - Group Stage.
Selected highlights:
Good dribbling and shot inside the box
WhoScored.com rating: 6.5/10 (team average: 6.76)
Stats:
Shots (on target): 3 (2)
Possession: 1%
Touches: 16
Accurate passes/Total passes (success %): 8/10 (80%)
Key passes: 1
Dribbles: 0
Dribbled past:
Aerials won/Aerial attempted (success %): 2/2 (100%)
Tackles: 0
Clearances: 0
Interceptions: 0
Dispossessed: 0
Errors: 0
Fouls: 0
Offsides: 0
Fans' opinion:
βWhat a player, what determination and what a heart TraorΓ¨β ~@MeleAlbero on Twitter
Was not selected in matchday squad in 0:3 loss against Cardiff City in Championship. Was not selected in matchday squad in 2:0 win against Queen's Park Rangers in Championship.
Played 90 minutes in 2:4 loss against Crewe Alexandra in League One. Played 90 minutes in 0:2 loss against Gillingham FC in League One.
Selected highlights:
1st goal conceded vs Crewe Alexandra - beaten at the near post
[2nd goal conceded vs Crewe Alexandra - shot from outside the box with Kovar's
... keep reading on reddit β‘She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
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