[Chiringuito/FCB World] Jose Alvarez: Aguero, Garcia, Depay, and Emerson are close to signing for Barca. | Laporta wants to sign top defender, he's a fan of De Ligt + Laporte. | Mathias Pogba: "I wish my brother would sign for Barcelona". twitter.com/FCBW_A7/statu…
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Mathias Pogba: "Paul wants to go. He can't do everything at United. The player that Zidane is missing is Paul. It's not impossible for Florentino to sign him. I can't guarantee that Paul will continue at United. Until Sept. 2, anything can happen. Madrid needs the football and joy that Paul brings." marca.com/futbol/real-mad…
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[Mathias Pogba] β€œPaul wants to move, in the team he is in now he cannot do everything... It is not impossible for Florentino to sign my brother.”

https://twitter.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1162129569694003201?s=21

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[RMC] Mathias Pogba (Paul’s brother): β€œThe rebirth of Pogba is due to the departure of Mourinho. In Manchester, the problem was Mourinho. In the changing room, outside the changing room, everything.” twitter.com/utdreport/sta…
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Paul Pogba’s brother Mathias has been speaking to RMC tonight about #MUFC: β€œThe problem was Mourinho, right down the line. In the locker room, outside the locker room... everything” twitter.com/RMCsport/stat…
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For the Spanish speakers: Mathias Pogba's full interview with Pedrerol and crew in which he says Paul wants to leave United, he wants to win the CL, anything is possible before Sept. 2 and Florentino may sign him, Paul is what Zidane is missing, and Madrid needs his football and the joy he brings. youtube.com/watch?v=iDljH…
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Mathias Pogba (his older brother) just talked about his brother and his relation with Mourinho

He said in an interview on Rmc sport (French Channel) that the problem with Poga under Mourinho was clearly his relation with him and not his position on the field.

Not that we didn't know it. But this is confirmation from one of the closest person to him.

I'll update link when up.

Edit:link in french: https://rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/manchester-united-pour-pogba-le-probleme-c-etait-mourinho-selon-son-frere-1606076.html

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The Alphabetical World Cup: Part 3, Teams M-S (INCLUDES CHRISTIAN PULISIC)

Welcome back to The Alphabetical World Cup.

PART ONE PART TWO

Today, we bring you some of the most hotly-anticipated sides in the entire tournament. Team M and Team S both bring an embarrassment of attacking riches, with the squads in between hardly lacking in depth, either.

No long bullet points or paragraphs this time! Let's cut right to the chase.

Oh boy, you're in for a treat with this one.

Mourinho’s Mystifyingly Mad Magical Motherfuckers

1 Mike Maignan Lille
2 Mateu Morey Borussia Dortmund
3 Ferland Mendy Real Madrid
4 Marquinhos Paris Saint-Germain
5 Gianluca Mancini Roma
6 Harry Maguire Manchester United
7 Thomas Muller Bayern Munich
8 Luka Modric Real Madrid
9 Lautaro Martinez Internazionale
10 Lionel Messi Barcelona
11 Kylian Mbappe Paris Saint-Germain
12 Emi Martinez Aston Villa
13 Benjamin Mendy Manchester City
14 Sadio Mane Liverpool
15 Eder Militao Real Madrid
16 Thomas Meunier Borussia Dortmund
17 Mason Mount Chelsea
18 Weston McKennie Juventus
19 Riyadh Mahrez Manchester City
20 James Maddison Leicester City
21 Sergej Milinkovic-Savic Lazio
22 Scott McTominay Manchester City
23 Alex Meret Napoli

PROBABLE LINEUP:Maignan; Morey, Mancini, Maguire (C), F Mendy; Marquinhos, Modric; Messi, Muller, Mbappe; Martinez

All of the headlines here will be about the fact that Lionel Messi and Kylian Mbappe are in the same team. Rightfully so, too; they’re an exquisite pairing to think about. The student and the master, the father and the son, the grizzled wizard and the bright-eyed young star with lightning in his heels.

But get past that dollop of Barney Ronay-esque poetic hyperbole, and you’ll notice just

exactly how stacked this team is. Because, fuck it, Look At This Thing.

You’ve got Mane and Mahrez out wide - in fact, they’re probably BENCHED, with the two colossuses I’ve mentioned playing on the wings and Lautaro Martinez operating through the centre. You’ve got Muller, Mason Mount and Maddison in the centre of the pitch (CAMs? Completed it, mate) and then you can put Milinkovic-Savic or Luka Modric in behind them. Three great keepers, some powerful

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[Rassegna Stampa] 21 May 2021 - Summary of Juventus news from Italy, translated

Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:

Juventibus

Gianluigi Buffon at Juventus (re) closed in his own way: winning!

20 May 2021 - by Valerio Vitali

Gianluigi Buffon, with the victory of his 28th trophy, definitively closed his interlude at Juventus by winning as a protagonist.

It was perceived by the hugs of everyone, primarily Andrea Agnelli.

A friendship that goes beyond even football itself and that somehow represented a hypothetical virtual gesture that all of us, yesterday, at the triple final whistle, wanted to make.

To understand Gianluigi Buffon's football greatness, just think that he won the Italian Cup with both Federico Chiesa and his father.

A giant who greets Juventus again in his own way: by winning!


Juventus the victory in the Italian Cup does not cancel the seasonal contradictions

20 May 2021 - by Giordano Straffellini

Last night Juventus gave us a joy with the victory of the Italian Cup.

Yet in this season finale the team seems to have rediscovered an identity, in the second half of the cup we even saw that high attack lost at the end of January.

These are some of the thousand questions in a season of continuous contradictions, with verdicts already written, canceled, revised and still modified.

Juventus, as mentioned, is a serious club that knows how to plan, the victory of the Italian Cup, as the defeat would have been, will not change the company's plans.

Then there will be the market, programming in the hope that the future holds certainties and not contradictions.


PAGELLIBUS - Atalanta-Juventus 1-2, # ITAL14NCUP

20 May 2021 - by Juventibus

The people's report cards are your report cards, the report cards of you Juventibus readers.

Dai Gigi thinks of us, incurable romantics, who cannot do without someone who, even at 43, has a charisma and an absolutely vital presence in the field.

CUADRADO 8Corre is so strong that the Frecciarossa seems an interregional.

He also puts a little luck when he decides to take away what will be the match winner.

An excellent Juve overall, with the coach who manages to send those who gave him up for dead in a crisis.


Juve, here it is finally, we enthuse it

May 20, 2021 - *by Micha

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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I'd ruther not say
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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[Loan Watch Report] 30.11-06.12

<-- Previous thread


Overall summary

Name Club Apps: starts (from the bench) Minutes played Goals Assists Clean sheets (GK only)
Matej Kovar Swindon Town (League One) 17 (0) 1530 0 0 1
Joel Pereira Huddersfield Town (Championship) 1 (0) 90 0 0 0
Jacob Carney Brighouse Town (Northern Premier League) 3 (0) 270 0 0 1
Max Taylor Kidderminster Harriers (National League North) 10 (0) 841 1 0 -
Di'Shon Bernard Salford City (League Two) 6 (1) 602 1 2 -
Diogo Dalot AC Milan (Serie A) 5 (2) 475 1 1 -
James Garner Watford (Championship) 10 (5) 937 0 1 -
Dylan Levitt Charlton Athletic (League One) 5 (0) 386 0 0 -
Aliou Traore SM Caen (Ligue 2) 2 (5) 245 0 0 -
Andreas Pereira SS Lazio (Serie A) 2 (7) 312 1 0 -
Max Haygarth Brentford B (-) 5 (3) 457 2 0 -
Tahith Chong Werder Bremen (Bundesliga) 3 (7) 338 1 0 -
Amad Diallo Atalanta (Serie A) 0 (2) 41 0 0 -

Amad Diallo (Atalanta)

Came on from the bench and played 27 minutes in 1:1 draw against Midtjylland in Champions League - Group Stage.

Selected highlights:

Good dribbling and shot inside the box

Every touch

WhoScored.com rating: 6.5/10 (team average: 6.76)

Stats:

Shots (on target): 3 (2)

Possession: 1%

Touches: 16

Accurate passes/Total passes (success %): 8/10 (80%)

Key passes: 1

Dribbles: 0

Dribbled past:

Aerials won/Aerial attempted (success %): 2/2 (100%)

Tackles: 0

Clearances: 0

Interceptions: 0

Dispossessed: 0

Errors: 0

Fouls: 0

Offsides: 0

Fans' opinion:

β€œWhat a player, what determination and what a heart Traorè” ~@MeleAlbero on Twitter


Joel Pereira (Huddersfield Town)

Was not selected in matchday squad in 0:3 loss against Cardiff City in Championship. Was not selected in matchday squad in 2:0 win against Queen's Park Rangers in Championship.


Matej Kovar (Swindon Town)

Played 90 minutes in 2:4 loss against Crewe Alexandra in League One. Played 90 minutes in 0:2 loss against Gillingham FC in League One.

Selected highlights:

1st goal conceded vs Crewe Alexandra - beaten at the near post

[2nd goal conceded vs Crewe Alexandra - shot from outside the box with Kovar's

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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