The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.

That’s love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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God is love

The Devil is 40

Match Point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N__ster07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Got dad joked by my dad

I was explaining to my dad how I won a match in a pool tournament the night before...

I had to play against the best player in the house but he had hurt his back earlier that day so he couldn't even walk straight. He won the opening lag to earn the right to break. I jokingly asked him "are you sure you want to break with that back injury?" He broke anyways and didn't make anything. My teammate and I proceeded to run the whole table, including the eight ball, to win the game as underdogs. Afterward my teammate said to the pro, "Hey, didn't /u/DetroitLarry warn you not to break?" At which point my dad interrupts my story to say...

"Now that's just adding insult to injury!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DetroitLarry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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