My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OziPerv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Dad joked my fiancee this afternoon...

Was telling the fiancΓ©e how much our copy machine at work sucks...

Me: So that's why we call it Bob Marley

FiancΓ©e: Why would you call it that?

Me: Because it always be jammin'

I started laughing hysterically afterwards, and she just stared at me like I belong in a straight jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gohawks44
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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Waited half the night and part of the morning to tell my wife this one.

One of our twins was up all night, going from 0 to full on screaming. However, after about the 5th time, something popped in my head, and just wouldn't leave. So, this morning, after breakfast, I land this one on her.

>Me: So, I think Twin1 should hang with Bob Marley some time.

>Her: Oh?

>Me: Yeah, he was a wailer all night.

>Her: Exhausted silence.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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