A list of puns related to "Marley & Me"
Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...
Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password
Son: Why Bob Marley?
Me: Because it's always jammin
Son: God damn it
Was telling the fiancée how much our copy machine at work sucks...
Me: So that's why we call it Bob Marley
Fiancée: Why would you call it that?
Me: Because it always be jammin'
I started laughing hysterically afterwards, and she just stared at me like I belong in a straight jacket.
One of our twins was up all night, going from 0 to full on screaming. However, after about the 5th time, something popped in my head, and just wouldn't leave. So, this morning, after breakfast, I land this one on her.
>Me: So, I think Twin1 should hang with Bob Marley some time.
>Her: Oh?
>Me: Yeah, he was a wailer all night.
>Her: Exhausted silence.
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