https://twitter.com/jeffrueter/status/1460305150099308550?s=20
I have heard similar rumors.
Tweet source: https://twitter.com/LouisZatzman/status/1374898822778925060?s=20
>Kyle Lowry finished a plus-42 on the night, which is THE BEST MARK OF HIS CAREER
Whoever gets Kyle is getting a leader and a champion, respect. Where do you guys think Kyle will play this year? My guess is Miami sadly
>I'm worried about you
>At least I have a window
Lmfaooo Pepe Silvia type beat
>Kyle Lowry is +235 the past two years of the playoffs, by far the highest mark in the NBA. Kawhi Leonard is next at 198 entering today. For all the hate (for both of these guys), Khris Middleton is third, Danny Green fourth.
I know it's become more available across the area, but this seemed like a reasonable price. 3 bottles left as of last night.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/74/2e/4f742eec889b7b0c51a3c538081aeced.jpg
Before I continue to argue what is going to blow your mind, I want to make a request. If I convince you in this post, don’t talk about it to Christian boomers. Lowry and Gaither were incredibly influential, and passionate about their calling, which was Christian entertainment. Their bread and butter came from being liked, on stage, by a gigantic Christian audience. And the crowd you see at a Bill Gaither vocal band show is not exactly the crowd you’d see at a Pride parade. I’m not out to destroy any careers or lives today, especially from the vulnerable population of famous gay Christian. Because while Gaither and Lowry reach an unarguably conservative crowd, they aren’t Jerry Fallwells or James Dobsons or Pat Robertsons. They just love the Lord, love the limelight, and love dick. So for now, let’s just let this be our little secret.
Okay, on to the fun part.
*flips over cork board filled with index cards and red string*
Exhibit A:
While Mark Lowry is most well known for his comedy, he also sang and toured with Bill Gaither in the Gaither Vocal Band. He waxes on about that experience in his 1995 comedy VHS, “Remotely Controlled” (in which Gaither also appears briefly). I watched that video as a kid, and looking back on it 15 years later, some things started clicking about that bit. Like how star-struck Lowry was to be with Gaither, but also how he seemed to know human things about him that made the bit so endearing. Human...intimate things. Like Bill and Gloria’s relationship, and the fact that they...slept in different beds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbdoB30c_g&t=29m50s
Oh damn, I forgot about this part. Lowry and Gaither spent a lot of time together, as a youtube search will confirm. They didn’t just do a single tour...they shared much of their career. Like Elton John and John Reid, but without the abuse. And what do closets need in conservative culture? They need to be covered in Bible verses and overly-wholesome content. Like the Ricky-and-Lucy line he throws out there. It’s at this point where I asked myself, how well does Gloria Gaither fit the bill as a beard?
Exhibit B:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbdoB30c_g&t=30m24s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbdoB30c_g&t=30m
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