That being the case he was better known as Free Will
“Because he’s my newt.”
Throughout his life people would tease him about his name, and so in his will he left instructions that his tombstone should have no name on it; at least in death he would have some peace.
The man eventually did die, and his survivors honoured his wishes and whenever anyone walked by his grave and noticed the blank tombstone they would pause and mutter, "That's odd."
I have invented a delicious new variety of cheese and I want to call it Cheddar! Sorry there is already a cheese named Cheddar so you can’t. The man moves house and goes back to the cheese registry and says: I have invented a delicious new variety of cheese and I want to call it Wensleydale! Sorry there is already a cheese named Wensleydale so you can’t. The man moves to Israel and goes back to the cheese registry and says: I have invented a delicious new variety of cheese and I want to call it Cheeseus of Nazareth!
Exactly
Neil.
Carlos.
They had to banjo
Because they were watchdogs.
He had multiple tractors on his farm, tractor posters on his walls, watched documentaries about tractors, in short, his house was full of tractor paraphernalia.
One day, the Bob's wife, Mary was taking a stroll out in the fields, just where he happened to be riding one of his tractors. Bob was gunning it up and down the fields, having a blast. But then he started driving in the direction of his wife. Despite her screams, Bob couldnt hear Mary over the loud engine of his tractor, and ended up unfortunately running her over.
After this, Bob felt guilty about killing his wife. He sold all of his tractors, he took down all of his posters, and threw away all of his tractor merch. He sold his farm and bought a new house in the suburbs to further distance himself from tractors.
After a few years, Bob felt it was time to start dating again, so he started going to his local coffee shop, hoping to find a new girlfriend. Bob was pleased to find the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, so he introduced himself, and they really hit it off. They started going on dates and got to know each other better.
After a few years of dating, Bob felt it was time to propose, so he prepared a beautiful date in the fanciest restaurant in the city. They had a lovely dinner and before they ordered dessert, he decided it was time to propose. But as Bob got the ring box out of his pocket he dropped it, and bending over to pick it up, he knocked his head on the table, knocking a candle over. The candle set fire to the tablecloth and quickly spread to the carpet.
A waiter quickly came up and poured a big jug of water onto the fire in order to put it out, but this caused a plume of smoke to come up, filling the restaurant. Everyone was choking and coughing, so Bob takes a deep breath, sucking in all of the smoke, and runs out of the restaurant. He pokes his head out the door and breathes out, all of the smoke flying away outside. His date is amazed and asked "Wow! how did you do that?"
Bob laughed and said "It's quite simple, I'm an Ex-Tractor Fan"
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Roberto.
Mayo neighs
He was lack-toes intolerant.
Now he's FeMale.
Employee: "I'm sorry, but we don't have one available."
Man: "But my name is Improvement."
Employee: "I don't see what difference that makes."
Man: "There's always room for Improvement!"
Because two Wongs don’t make a Right.
Bob.
(Fe)male
Edit: I thought of another owith the same answer,
What is a Females favourite superhero? Iron Man! (Damn this one felt much better...)
When asked how he feels, he said "I'm gonna kill that fucking guide dog of mine!"
Itsumi Mario
There was a sign in the window: Artichokes 3 for $10.
Peter the parker.
Somebody wrote underneath “two-thirds the truth”
She visited the famous Prince of the East: Prince Merling.
As soon as she arrived, Prince Merling dropped to one knee and kissed her hand.
"Franklina! No one is as beautiful as you!"
The woman looked down at him and said, "Prince Merling, everyone calls me Frankly. Please call me that."
"Yes, my dear. Whatever you want. I wish to marry you! What would you like, anything in the world I will give it to you."
She paused, completely taken aback by the caring nature of the prince.
"Well the one thing I'd like is a massive area of water. I want it to be built by man. I want it to keep all this water together so it can be drunk by millions of people."
The Prince's face turned from excitement to disappointment.
“What’s wrong? Don’t you think this is a good idea?” she asked.
He stood slowly to his feet. Finally, with tears in his eyes he told her softly:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam."
I guess that I am a Man of Constance Sorrow.
He answered "Ay Kenneth Si"
He was named Jacque Ket
Bouncing triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat.
'Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding.
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
But in medieval time people were named Lance A Lot
He’s now a seasoned veteran
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That being the case he was better known as Free Will
Neil
Because they were watch dogs
They were his watch dogs
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