She was against masked-man dates.
They've been required by law for years, and proven to reduce deaths.
Once the child gets big enough though, the normal seat belt works just fine.
Itβs when 2 men go to dinner.
But after they mandated the use of safety gloves, me and some of my buddies broke off and formed a splinter group.
Because I don't date men.
Because it's a mandate!
A man date mandate
It was a mandate.
There is a Santa clause.
so that they could make plain plane jokes
Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
It was Cole's Law.
You boydate
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
Because they're MANdated.
A man-date mandate
A Mandate :3
New mandates
I said no, it's a mandate
It is considered a Man Date Mandate.
A mandate.
Is it a federal mandate?
It's the mandate of heaven.
In other words, we had a mandate for a man-date.
(yes, we are both guys)
Happened earlier today, Mom was on the phone trying to set up the direct debit payment with the phone provider.
Dad: "How's it going?"
Mom: "He (call centre employee) says he's going to send me a mandate to fill in"
Dad: "That's fine, but you're definitely not going on any mandate!"
Mother was not amused... I was...
