What's the opposite of Manchester United?
Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
What is the opposite of Manchester United?
It's not Manchester City or Liverpool.
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Ans: Woman breasts are Divided
PS. Thought of it as a kid. Very high probability that other people have also thought of this. Cracked this in front of a friend who asked me to post here.
If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?
Hundreds of thousands of pigeons and doves have gathered in Washington D.C.
Authorities are concerned they are staging a coo.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
You can be -273,15 °C (-457,87 °F) but still be 0K.
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I know a really great joke about the Army Reserve and National Guard...
But it only works one weekend out of the month.
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you can’t c in the dark
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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