Mammoth Mammoth Puns

A list of puns related to "Mammoth Mammoth"

Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?

Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why did the mammoths die out?

There weren't enough dadduths.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why are mammoths so good at micromanaging?

Multi-tusking

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👤︎ u/megalowmaneyeankle
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Why did the mammoths go extinct?

There wasn't any sirroths

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👤︎ u/AtThePizzaPlace
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.

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👤︎ u/ThatoneJJ
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.

I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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What is female Woolly Mammoth called?

A Woolly Mommoth.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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Did you hear the one about the wooly mammoth handyman?

He was a jack of all trades mastodon.

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👤︎ u/hawtgawbage
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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What's the biggest moth in the world?

>!A mammoth.!<

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👤︎ u/GhostKing1005
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.

But a dino might.

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👤︎ u/kidnorthstar
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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Making elephant jokes aren't easy.

In fact they're a mammoth task.

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👤︎ u/thebear96
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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My grandad just busted this one out...

Mammoth, do you know what a shitsu is?

A breed of dog?

No, a zoo with no animals.

uuuuuuuurghhhhh.

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👤︎ u/MrRagingMammoth
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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