My son keeps asking me to quit making puns about U.S. states
I wasn’t Del-AWARE it was an issue. Really, I can’t Tennes-SEE whats wrong with it. WHY-oming must I stop?
My wife said I have to stop making puns of world capitals..
Attn: Dads, I knead you to understand, we were bread to make puns.
The yeast you can do is rise to the occasion!!!
Did you hear about the tailor making puns?
He's all out of material.
My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks.
That's swan way to go about it.
My spouse will not stop making puns about Jurassic Park.
I would have thought she'd lose her magic by now, but wife finds a way.
I love making puns...
I find if very rewording.
What do you call a fella who keeps on making puns until you feel suffocated?
There's a disorder in which someone can't stop making puns..
"appundicitis".
(I know there's some fancy medical term for it, but I simply prefer to call it that, because it causes inflammation and loud groans).
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
I keep making puns no matter what I do! Every time I try to refrain, I yell at myself “stop”
But as they say, the pun is mightier than the s-word.
I once knew a bird that liked to try making puns
But they were always a bit of ostrich
My dad keeps making puns about Asian capital cities.
My friend David loves making puns, and they are simultaneously amazing and awful. Now he has a Kickstarter for a Pun-a-Day calendar.
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I'm sorry I'm bad at making puns
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
Making puns is so easy, it's really a
My doc said I shouldn't be making puns on diabetes its a serious disease..
I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.
My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats
Instant Kargnatic retribution!
Funny part about it is this actually happened...
Makings puns about the wind
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Why did the chemist make puns?
when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
Making puns in these times is very hard.
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
when life gives you lemons, make puns!
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
I try so hard to make puns
But it's always a dad joke
Me making puns about steak...
...is quite rare, and seldom well done.
We can't stop making puns
How do you call a rabbit that make puns?
Why a Microsoft playwrights so good at making puns?
They write plays on Word.
I've been making pun stickers: Oh You Want A Pizza Me!?
Inspirobot makes puns now
Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
I like to make puns about the noble gasses...
But they rarely seem to get a reaction...
It seems my ability to make puns…
…has just groan over time.
i really need help making puns with fish names
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
I don't usually make puns about fractions.
But I will if I half two!
What do you call someone who is a master at making puns?
I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers...
But I will make one if I halve two.
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
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