When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms

We were maid for each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My roomate and i did this game where we cleaned up another ones room everyday.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MladjaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.

They were maid for each other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Made for each other.

Sara cleaned Megan's house. Megan cleaned Sara's house. They are Maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_basu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Dad's favorite joke is coming to an end. Its kinda long.

What you need to know: We have a grocery store called Dominick's.

Artie and Dominick grew up in the same neighborhood and were best friends. But after highschool, they parted ways.

20 years later, they bump into each other on the street and the friends have a happy reunion. They talk about their lives after they left their old neighborhood. Dominick is a very wealthy lawyer and Artie is a mobster. Artie turns to Dominick and says "If you need anything at all, I'll get it for ya. Just ask."

Dominick :Well there is one thing... Artie: Anything. Dominick: Well I can't stand my wife. Could you get rid of her? Artie: Of course! Dominick: Wait! You're my friend, I gotta pay you for this. Artie: I can't take your money. Dominick: I have to give you something! Artie: Fine, give me a dollar.

So Dominick hands him a dollar and tells Artie when he'll be at work. The next day, Artie slips into the house and strangles the wife but as soon as her body hits the ground, the maid walks in. So Artie strangles her too, but as soon as her body hits the ground, the butler walks in. Artie strangles the butler and then the police burst in.

The next day in the papers, the head line reads: "Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar at Dominick's"

The end. My dad was saying the other day he won't be able to tell that joke anymore because Dominick's (the store) is closing where we live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInvizible
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his

We were maid for each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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In college, my roommate used to do my laundry, and I used to do his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My roommate cleans my room and I clean hers.

Guess we are "maid for each other".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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