I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
#Weekly Recap for October 4, 2021 - October 10, 2021
Welcome to the r/ITZY Weekly Discussion & Recap!
In this thread we compile everything ITZY has done this week for people who can't quite keep up with it all!
This post now also serves as our Weekly MIDZY Discussion Thread! That means this is an anything goes discussion thread. Feel free to talk about anything you'd like with other MIDZY! All we ask is that you keep it safe for work!
| CRAZY IN LOVE Era Stream Links |
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| LOCO Music Video |
| SWIPE Music Video |
| CRAZY IN LOVE on Spotify |
##CRAZY IN LOVE Week 3 Highlights
| Date | Title |
|---|---|
| 211004 | LOCO Behind EP.01 |
| 211005 | ITZY's 'CRAZY IN LOVE' Debuts at #11 on Billboard 200 & #1 on This weeks Top Album Sales Chart! |
| 211005 | 🎉 ITZY <CRAZY IN LOVE> BILLBOARD 200 NEW ENTRY 🎉 Thank you SO MUCH for #11 on #Billboard200 🥳It's all thanks to you, MIDZY🥳 |
| 211005 | LOCO Behind EP.02 |
| 211005 | From ITZY, To MIDZY! <CRAZY IN LOVE> ranked No.11 on #Billboard200 💟 It's such an honor and all thanks to our MIDZY♥ We love you X212, MIDZYS🥰 |
| 211005 | [CSI 2] Codename : Secret ITZY 2 EP.09 |
| 211006 | LOCO Behind EP.03 |
| 211007 | SWIPE (Dance Practice) |
| 211008 | ITZY take first win for LOCO on Music Bank! |
| 211010 | LOCO @ Inkigayo (Goodbye Stage) |
| 211010 | ITZY take second win for LOCO on Inkigayo! |
| 211010 | SWIPE ON AIR 👋🏻📱 📢 Tune In! |
| 211010 | LOCO + Sooo LUCKY + SWIPE @ 2021 Gangnam Festival |
| 211010 | LOCO @ Shopee 10.10 TV Show |
| 211010 | [Sooo LUCKY @ Shopee 10.10 TV Show](https://www.youtube.com/watc |
Idk why I'm doing this but maybe it's just because I want a kinda reference thingie when I need something
UNFINISHED
Because procrastination bish
1st gen
Hats off to 1st gen idols for being alive and kicking
If 1st gen had Stan Twitter part 2
If 1st gen idols debuted today/ Fin.K.L. = Blackpink?
colour correcting 1st gen pics
[As.One Crystal acknowledg
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
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