Lyceum College Puns

Title: Interfaith Town Hall with Andrew Yang at Wartburg College

Time: Fri 12/13 10AM-11:30AM

Location: Waverly / Saemann Student Center, McCaskey Lyceum / 100 Wartburg Blvd

Event URL: RSVP at https://www.mobilize.us/yang2020/event/167287/Join Andrew Yang and other faith based leaders, in coordination with the Wartburg College Democrats for a town hall at Wartburg College.

Doors open at 9:30AM.

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We are not very good with Tamil or Sinhala, both myself & my wife were brought up in different parts of the world & learnt only in English. Now when it comes to putting our kid in school we are kinda lost & confused. We want to avoid international schools as much as possible due to high fees & the inability to get into state unis in future. Most of the national schools we checked (govt, semi-govt & private) say either they don't offer English medium at all or they offer it only from grade 3.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

My very subjective opinion

1. Veneta, Oregon 8/27/72

2. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 9/21/72

3. Harpur College, NY 5/2/70

4. Englishtown, NJ 9/3/77

5. Pembroke Pines, Florida 5/22/77

Honorable Mention: King's Beach 2/23-24/68 and Lyceum, 5/26/72

Sleeper Pick: 5/10/72 Amsterdam

EDIT: lol while I don't mind critique on my list, I love it, I was hoping everyone else was going to post their top 5 shows

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

You take away their little brooms