Anyone interested in buying my Delorean? Great condition, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
What's blue and not very heavy?
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
Ever heard of the god with low self-esteem?
My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
How do you land a country girl?
I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.
But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.
From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
.
.
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
title with an african country
What country are Ned Flanders’ relatives from?
What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?
Low effort puns are my favorite.
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!
Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?
Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!
What is blue and doesn't fit?
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
What's blue and cries?
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
I always had low charisma when I chose elf in D&D.
Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.
A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...
A person asked a Muslim scholar of its allowed to smoke marijuana in his country?
He replied: only gays get stoned here
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
.. really only driven from time to time.
What's blue and not heavy?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Whats blue and not heavy?
Why do Deloreans always have such low mileage?
They’re only driven from from time to time
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
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