Why call yourself a plant lover when you can call yourself a..
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︎ Jan 02 2023
Why did the dad-joke lover begin to tear up when they started lightly rubbing their phone?
>!Because it was really touching!<
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︎ Jan 07 2023
A steak lover ate too much for his unhealthy lifestyle and died of a heart attack. How exactly did he die?
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︎ Nov 21 2022
As a lover of greasy breakfastsβ¦.
You can guess what my favourite day of the week isβ¦..
Fryday
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︎ Oct 21 2022
Why is seeing a former lover such a thrill?
It's an ex-sighting occasion
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︎ Aug 18 2022
A girl asks her lover, "If we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
Of course, what's your number?
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︎ May 26 2022
what did one star-crossed lover fruit say to the other when she let them know her father had committed her to an arranged marriage?
Well I guess we cantaloupe :(
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︎ May 13 2022
What do you get a car lover and Star Wars fan?
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︎ Feb 25 2022
I feel I share a similar story with any lover of dad jokes
eye roll with the punches
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︎ Mar 19 2022
What do a butt hater and a bread lover have in common?
Theyβre both gluten tolerant.
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︎ Sep 03 2021
I'm a lover of all tacos
I guess that makes me a tac-ho
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︎ Aug 27 2021
What do you call a french anime lover?
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︎ May 10 2021
What does Pinocchio's lover say to him?
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︎ Aug 06 2021
βIf you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friendsβ.
Catchy song. Dreadful relationship advice.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Not a pizza lover...
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Where is Juliets lover?
I don't know he's probably still Romeoing about
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call a guy whose car breaks down on his way to meeting his lover?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
How can you attract a wealthy, suburban dog lover?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
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︎ Sep 11 2016
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What do you call a religious cat-lover?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever β€οΈ
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What did the vegan say to the meat lover before killing him?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Said by a snail loverβ¦
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
('Precious cargo')
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︎ Sep 10 2020
When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraceptionβ¦
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︎ May 10 2020
What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ’Ο Romeo?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What do you call it when your wife leaves you for a past lover?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
If you give a former lover two mints do you like...
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What do you call a sandwich lover in the military?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
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︎ Jun 09 2016
A friend of mine whoβs works as a butcher, killed his wifeβs secret lover.
He was charged with man slaughter.
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︎ May 17 2019
if you got a couch with your gay lover
would it be a homosectional
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︎ May 27 2017
At our town's 4th of July fireworks show, a vendor was selling pet turtles. My wife, impulsive animal lover that she is, bought one.
After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."
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︎ Jul 04 2017
Why isn't Santa a good lover?
He only comes once a year.
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︎ Dec 25 2013
What do an information age bank and a Texan hazelnut lover have in common?
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︎ Nov 04 2014
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