The mushroom enemy lore from dark souls is kinda painful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theciclop3
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ramen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Latter_Ad4896
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J.R.R. Tolkien spent his whole life expanding the lore of the Lord of the Rings universe.

Must have been addictive. Or, at least, Hobbit forming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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Jetpacks?! Where we're going we don't need jetpacks!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llondru-es
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According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I heard a bit of lore once that vampires love to count things so I’ve gotta ask, would they make good tellers?

You can bank on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
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I wanted to become a professional storyteller,

But I couldn't get into lore school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robb3566
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...

nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I Can’t Believe It’s Newt Butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Pandora’s box wasn’t actually a box.

In fact, all the trouble started because it was ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christiescrubbs
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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As a mythologist and head of household,

My word is lore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
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My uncle survived a freak storm at sea. He spent the rest of his life unemployed, telling taller and taller tales about it.

When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.

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Dad jokes that don't make sense at first. But then...

My Dad would always make jokes that no one got at first and then he'd explain and the cheesiness level was off the charts. Like we'd say "Bye!" if we were leaving and he'd say "Sell!" Or if were were leaving the dinner table we'd say "call me back for dessert" and then he'd yell "Hey, back for dessert". Everytime he sees someone jogging he says "leave earlier!" When we'd ask why, he'd say "well, if they left earlier, they would have to run". That joke is family lore in our household.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkreddit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...

nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I can’t believe it’s newt butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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