A list of puns related to "Live in Texas"
Whenever there is weather that we are unaccustomed to, such as events that cause the roads to ice over, the hospital I work for boards staff members for their safety and to ensure an adequate workforce is available.
Last night, I noticed a sign that read "QUIET PEOPLE SLEEPING" this made me wonder where are the loud people sleeping?
Who-ston
It really means a lot to them
A yeehawdist
"All my hexes live in Texas".
There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. They’d have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldn’t get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as “Sinko De Mayo.”
I walk in the living room and the TV shows hail pounding down and covering a yard like snow.
My dad says, "This is in Texas, how could they get so much hail down there?"
"Hail, I don't know," with a southern twang.
We live in Texas...
Son: How do we get to Colorado?
Dad: WE drive to Kansas and make a left.
My family lives in Texas. My wife is from New England. When she told my dad that she lived near UConn, he told her that he always thought that was in Alaska.
Still not sure if he was serious or joking, which makes it a particularly effective joke.
Me: I can't take this winter anymore! GF: Let's move to Texas Me: Let's...Well on second thought, we shouldn't. GF: Why not? Me: Because, all my ex' live in Texas
It got a solid laugh...and a little I hate you.
All my RX's live in Texas.
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