Little Boy Puns

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

It's one part rum, three parts pum.

(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)

And I think it's poor for four.

His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”

“Why do I always have to pay you to be good”

Why can’t you be a good for nothing like your dad

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

The father replied “because it’s a non-prophet organization.”

"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."

The boys father says straight away:- Ask your mum she puts everything away.

Bison.

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

"No, but your hat's on crooked."

Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cuase I still have mine!"

The other answered "16. Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer"

You might say he is a karma chameleon

"To make myself beautiful!" said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.

He became an extractor fan.

I looked down at him and said ‘Yes we arson’

He He

We were standing on the sidewalk when a nice lady, who was walking towards us, said as she walked by, “What a nice looking young man you are!”

I replied, “Thank you so much! But, what do you think of my son?”

He yells "yeah my left one, my right one, and a weeKNEE!" Child giggles ensue. Instilling dad jokes at a young age. Dadding done right. (:

Throw them in water.

The little girl ants will sink. The little boy ants will float.

A little boy walked in on his dad working on the PC, his tools scattered about, and a few internal components laying on an ESD(electrostatic discharge) mat.

The little boy went to pick up a part, and asked his dad, " What are those pointy things on the bottom?"

"They're pins."

"Wow, there's a lot of them. How many do they have?"

"Well, there's a few different types, so it depins."

They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.

the sense of humor

Bartender says, "I see bread people."

The little girl is Gatherer.

“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”

What is a pirate's favorite food?

Map-a-roni and cheese!

Knot my problem.

A little boy went into a shoemaker's shop and asked the shoemaker:

"What are shoes made of?"

The shoemaker replies offhandedly "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker repeats "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker firmly says "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker yells "HIDE, HIDE! THE COW'S OUTSIDE!"

Little boy says "I don't care, I'm not afraid of any cow."

So this is my dad's favorite joke of all time. ALL time. It went from "I don't get it" to "I get it, heh" to "okay this isn't funny" to "haha it's actually pretty funny" over the years. I'm not sure where I land on it currently, there you have it. The ultimate dad joke.

I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!"

He replied, "I don't know, that's what they're fighting about."

Bison.

Bison.

Bison.

Bison.

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