Did I just get dad joked?

I'm listening to Travis Scott (with headphones on) and my 6 yr old is playing with a lite brite.

Me: "It's lit!"
Kid: "Yeah dad, it actually is lit!"

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Dad and days of the year

My brother and I are sitting at the dinner table taking about the number of days in the year and the difference between an earth year and a light year, and after careful explanation on the physics behind it, Dad goes:

Dad: "There are 360 days in a light year." Me: "Huh? How did you figure that?" Dad: "Because it's a...LITE year!"

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📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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