I call my boss my "Work Dad"

I work for a real estate website and today I was dealing with a listing that had more bathrooms than bedrooms:

Me: This house has 3 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. I always think those are really weird.

Boss: You know what kind of people those houses are for, right?

Me: ... No?

Boss: People that are always... ON THE GO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Heh

Boss: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Adam Baldwin

I was reading aloud through a website about celebrity heights, and came across the list of Baldwins. Alec and Billy I knew to be brothers. Adam was a new one to me.

"Adam Baldwin," I said. "Is he a brother, too?"

"No, I'm pretty sure he's white," said Dad.

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