Lists of UK Singles Chart number ones Puns

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

You add "g" and it's GONE

420 is too high.

Marriage.

At least for the four-seeable future.

Being single my whole life is exhausting

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

That was the punchline

1. alright
2. alright
3. alright
4. alright
5. alright
6. alright
7. alright
8. alright
9. alright
10. absoutely briliant

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

It is just a mono-log.

Maybe try a married one then

Curiosity killed the cat :(

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Its a towel

I ended up with dim sum.

I am easily lead.

..why would I want two empty glasses..!?

He was sailing on the seven C’s

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

Towels!

Now that I started listening to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

They can't think outside the bawks-

It was the list I could do

1. great

2. great

3. great

4. great

5. great

6. great

7. great

8. great

9. great

10. An absolute cracker

But then I got married and we bought a second night stand.

The husband says “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”

But I won’t letter!

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

He switches to decafe!

Will always decrease.

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

You add a G and it's gone

You add "g" and it's GONE.

You add a g and it's GONE

You just add G and it’s gone .

Marriage.