List of vice presidents of the United States by home state Puns

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Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?

...cause those hips don’t lie

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👤︎ u/connolnp
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?

Okay, Biden.

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👤︎ u/iwishidie
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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👤︎ u/GPyleFan11
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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What was the 16th president of the United States told before the dinner party?

Ay bring ham, Lincoln.

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👤︎ u/Keepscrollin-u
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?

DONALD DUCK!!!

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👤︎ u/relax-and-enjoy-life
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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The first president of the United States had to deal with a lot of laundry.

He was washing ton of it.

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👤︎ u/23farendheight
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied it’s area by two, what would you get?

WSA

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👤︎ u/shortordercook
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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What was the 16th president of the United States told before a dinner party?

Ay, bring ham, Lincoln

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👤︎ u/Mush_Tilly
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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