List of tallest buildings in Raleigh, North Carolina Puns

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My son asked me where the tallest building in town was...

I said, "Its the library! It has thousands of stories!"

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👤︎ u/littlebear_blackfoot
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Last year i went to paris and tried to climb the tallest building

But eiffel off

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👤︎ u/dhruv572
📅︎ May 04 2021
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I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal

I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket

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👤︎ u/gramineous
📅︎ May 14 2021
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/xholdsteadyx
📅︎ May 13 2021
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I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/NosebleedSuicide
📅︎ May 14 2021
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What is the tallest building in every town?

The library- it’s got the most stories 😂😂😂

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👤︎ u/bananacat29
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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Who’s the tallest hobbit of all time?

Scottie Pippin

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👤︎ u/SeekerSpock32
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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I got to meet the tallest man in the world last week.

I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.

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👤︎ u/YourLocalCreep
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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The burj khalifa may be the tallest building in the world, but not its not the best

Due to the number of floors in its design

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👤︎ u/andy13th
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog... buildings can’t jump

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👤︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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👤︎ u/cowslapperz
📅︎ May 11 2021
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What do you call a building full of guitarists?

Jail.

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👤︎ u/pitmule
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I’ve been building play structures for kids in my spare time...

It’s my slide hustle.

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👤︎ u/bamboo-harvester
📅︎ May 08 2021
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I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.

I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!

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👤︎ u/logansworth
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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👤︎ u/Human1223
📅︎ May 11 2021
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They're building a mirror factory in my town.

I could definitely see myself working there.

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👤︎ u/noapostrophe555
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

“thank you for your cervix.”

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👤︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
📅︎ May 09 2021
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Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.

For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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👤︎ u/brokenvoice901
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”

I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”

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👤︎ u/Colbosky
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What is the most polite building in Italy?

The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!

(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)

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👤︎ u/NauticalPants
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?

1 supreme liter.

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👤︎ u/oppy1984
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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👤︎ u/joelthomastr
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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👤︎ u/jewyouevenlift
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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👤︎ u/greywind721
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”

And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”

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👤︎ u/deepsea333
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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On which side of the earth should you build a house?

On the outside

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👤︎ u/martianrome
📅︎ May 02 2021
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My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list

Now I can't read anything.

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👤︎ u/sm-aug
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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👤︎ u/les_oueff
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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My dad asked if I wanted to go to North Carolina.

I said not Raleigh.

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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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What’s the tallest building in the world?

The library because it has the most stories.

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👤︎ u/decentname99
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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What building is the tallest?

The library, it has so many stories.

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👤︎ u/unique_juggler
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library. It has the most stories

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👤︎ u/Steinemans
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library,it's got the most stories

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👤︎ u/johnybou
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it's got the most stories!

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👤︎ u/SmplFusuz
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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The library is the tallest building in town

I hear it has thousands of stories

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👤︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library – it’s got the most stories!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

A library. It has the most stories!

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👤︎ u/LargeHamster69
📅︎ May 12 2019
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What is the tallest building on earth?

The library, it has the most stories

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, as it has the most stories!

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👤︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
📅︎ May 08 2018
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What are the tallest buildings in the world?

A library because it has so many stories

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👤︎ u/fallingblades2
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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Started a boat building business in my attic.

The sales are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/weealrfc
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's the tallest building?

A library. It has hundreds of stories.

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👤︎ u/jfb1337
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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