I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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What's the undisputed ruler of all hand tools?

The awl mighty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told β€˜that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?

SPELUNKING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aoc970
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
  1. alright
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  10. absoutely briliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?

Elongate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatyougoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt

The man says to the bartender β€œ1 for me, and 1 for the road”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Found one of our own
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIronPumpkin
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NosebleedSuicide
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks β€œWhat are you counting?”

And the guy says β€œhow many tattoos I have now”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepsea333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My partner was always criticising my sense of direction...

So I packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?

Because of the economies of scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray

The man asks "is this good for wasps?"

The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDoorknob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Hard to keep Track of stuff
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One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...

But I won’t letter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?

Mentos

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Got a year’s worth of family
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πŸ‘€︎ u/katmio1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrusaderTbone
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambaney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?

This is the last straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jillyjoyohoho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Never thought of it like that haha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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The true cost of takeout:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...

It's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What kind of people never get angry?

Nomads

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