A list of puns related to "List of onomatopoeias"
I asked my doctor "is that bad?"
He said "it's exactly how it sounds like"
"Quack," it responded and jumped away.
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Onomatopoeia who you ask?
Please open the door, onomatopoeia my pants!
Now whatβs left is Yellow Pages
It was the list I could do
What do you call bees that make milk?
Boo-bees
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leavable
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
Doctor: Itβs exactly what it sounds like.
Iβm 6ft 2β how big are the others?
Now I can't read anything.
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
πΊ Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
πΊ Beer can help protect your heart.
πΊ Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
πΊ Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
πΊ Beer strengthens your bones.
πΊ Beer helps reduce stress.
πΊ Beer may help improve memory.
πΊ Beer helps cognitive function.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
He said no.
Poetry.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
A barberqueue
Curiosity killed the cat :(
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
A skele-ton!
Heβs assembling his cabinet.
..... oof !!
K9P
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
..a duel meaning.
I said "Yes, dad. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong".
He then asked me if I had heard of Coles Law
"No, dad. What is that one"?
He says, "thinly sliced cabbage".
..why would I want two empty glasses..!?
Now I can't read anything .
Doctor: It's exactly what it sounds like.
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