List of Saturday Night Live cast members Puns

Because Lisa Kudrow.

..... oof !!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

..for spilling the beans.

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Killed two Byrds with one Stone

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Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).

I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.

A prostitoot

The result was 'This page cannot be found.'

They call it “Cruise Control”.

Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. Don't love me anymore?'

'Nonsense, darling,' replied the husband, 'you just cook better now.'

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

I have a hen-ted house.

First I was afraid, I was petrified

I was like: 0mg!

A starfish

A log cabin!

It was the list I could do

I got in trouble for drinking and deriving.

The serfs

I'm no longer covered.

Turns out being a free lance photographer isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

She was really empressed!

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

The deceased was an organ donor.

Flaming-os

The show was called Cher and Cher-alike.

it would be a fully automatic machine pun.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Mount Rushmore

She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"

I then went back to sleep

Thank you for your cervix.

It just gets harder and harder to find a date every month.

With naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan-naan-naan!

So I packed all my stuff and right.

They do nothing for your sex life but they do stop your biscuit going soft when you dunk it.

It has a turd in it.

They should know violins is never the answer..

I was Thor just thinking about it.

He is a ware wolf!

"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."

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