I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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A list of puns I made about a friend named Ann.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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My dog peed on my list of favorite businesses in the city

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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When I married my wife, I made a list of all the chores I knew how to do to help out in the house.

It was the list I could do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Been trying to organize a game of hide-n-seek for my local community

But good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-moth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Mike Tyson plays a lot of video games,

Now he's an x-boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrocoeliac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do you call a game of tag with Spanish chickens?

Marco Pollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...

... listening to a Finnish Hymn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManOfLaBook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?

He made a home run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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What sport do fisherman always try to catch a game of on TV?

Bas(s)ketball

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I had a game of quiet tennis today.

It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
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  10. absoutely briliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...

I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrDictator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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New idea for bakery name: β€œGame of Scones”
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What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?

Driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball

The Referee said it was a Fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzPhobic
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...

It's a Risk but I have to take it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.

Go figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockphotog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks β€œWhat are you counting?”

And the guy says β€œhow many tattoos I have now”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepsea333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What type of gaming rig is the coolest?

Smart fridge πŸ”₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Casey_works
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Saw a top ten list of card games today

Uno is number one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenaciousliam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.

His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambaney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?

It's tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
  1. great

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  10. An absolute cracker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?

Russian roulette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Nickname Puns

Ok so, I've been looking high and low for a list of punny- wordplay like nicknames. All I can find are

Jakey-Snakey

Andrew-my-mandrew

or names that just have '-enator' added to them?

If anyone has some fun nicknames please share!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bibbleisthebest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"

So she decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bean_burrito14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie

It scared my wife pretty bad.

I assured her he’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What is favorite game of Reddit Mascot?

SNOOker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Euros final

This may be of interest to someone: A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Italy game on Sunday. He paid Β£3000 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at Nottingham Registry Office, at 4pm. Her name is Sharon -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reamski
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?

Son: "What's it called?"

Dad: "Month."

Son: "Huh?"

Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sando75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess

Well plaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovingWindows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

It’s called pseudo-ku.

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