A list of puns related to "List of Gameloft games"
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Now whatβs left is Yellow Pages
It was the list I could do
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
But good players are hard to find.
Now he's an x-boxer.
Marco Pollo
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
He made a home run
Bas(s)ketball
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
πΊ Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
πΊ Beer can help protect your heart.
πΊ Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
πΊ Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
πΊ Beer strengthens your bones.
πΊ Beer helps reduce stress.
πΊ Beer may help improve memory.
πΊ Beer helps cognitive function.
I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.
Driving
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
Number 3 will shock you
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
Go figure.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
... keep reading on reddit β‘And the guy says βhow many tattoos I have nowβ
Gluten Tag
Smart fridge π₯
Uno is number one
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
It's tide.
But No pun in ten did.
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An absolute cracker
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
"in vivo lost vagus"
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Russian roulette
Ok so, I've been looking high and low for a list of punny- wordplay like nicknames. All I can find are
Jakey-Snakey
Andrew-my-mandrew
or names that just have '-enator' added to them?
If anyone has some fun nicknames please share!
So she decided to steel it
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her heβs all right.
SNOOker
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I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
Well plaid
Itβs called pseudo-ku.
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