List of Formula One fatalities Puns

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Teacher: What’s the formula of water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.

Student: You said the formula was H to O.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ May 08 2021
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:

“Are you all Wright?!”

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👤︎ u/fadedmemento
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
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👤︎ u/Skycam3014
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Found one of our own
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👤︎ u/TheIronPumpkin
📅︎ May 07 2021
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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👤︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...

But I won’t letter!

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ May 12 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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My wife called me at work and told me one of our envelopes is giving her an attitude

I told her I will address it when I get home

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ May 04 2021
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The comments is full of puns like this one
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👤︎ u/Gracosef
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 07 2021
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I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker

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  10. An absolute cracker

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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A one of a kind Boob pic.
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👤︎ u/fatincomingvirus
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
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👤︎ u/idk2214
📅︎ May 15 2021
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I was walking home from work, talking to my husband on the phone. He asked me where I was. I said I passed a garden full of gnomes. He said he knew the one I was talking about.

I said "So it's a well gnome garden".

I laughed harder than he did.

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👤︎ u/Upcyclethis
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
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👤︎ u/Large-Wheel-4181
📅︎ May 07 2021
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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You know, one good thing came out of quarantine

All my jokes became inside jokes

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👤︎ u/IncenseAndIron
📅︎ May 04 2021
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I lost one of my wife's audio books.

I know I will never hear the end of it!!

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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I am sooooo proud of myself for this one 😂
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👤︎ u/TysonPlett
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"

The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."

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👤︎ u/Bokutos_Little_Toe
📅︎ May 12 2021
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One of the world leaders is actually an alien hellbent on taking over the world and I know who it is!

It's crazy but it's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/Telusion
📅︎ May 08 2021
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
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👤︎ u/GTS_jduartemiller
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke

Apparently now it’s dull and pointless

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👤︎ u/PurpleSunCraze
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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I have two pairs of trousers, but I prefer one of them for golfing

Because there’s a hole in one

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👤︎ u/RichardTheCuber
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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I was all set to become one of the worlds greatest mountain climbers.

But then I peaked too early.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ May 15 2021
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I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.

I bet they're out of this world.

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👤︎ u/jaycidy
📅︎ May 07 2021
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Boss: Tell me about suzanne Me: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away

Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away

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👤︎ u/schwifty98
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day

Interracial porn is great

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👤︎ u/Level_Grapes
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"

I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.

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👤︎ u/No_Gray_Area
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Looks like one of the guys left
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👤︎ u/7keletor
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.

Marriage.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ May 09 2021
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Getting one dose of Pfizer & one dose of Moderna is called a

Arnold Pharma

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👤︎ u/aparabola
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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👤︎ u/mamado21
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Outdad my dad with this one. He messaged me today that our dog ate a packet of corn chips. I replied..

...Soon we are going to have poop corn.

And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.

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👤︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Two guys were arguing. One of them had only a left hand and one had only a right hand.

After a while, the left handed guy realized that the other guy was right, so he left.

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👤︎ u/WarCrimesinBelarus
📅︎ May 05 2021
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My little girl accidentally broke one of her toy flowers. All I could say was...

Whoopsie-daisy

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👤︎ u/IronHusker88
📅︎ May 06 2021
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If one of Domino's pizza shop collapses....

....would all the othersfall in succession?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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One of my friends played guitar while drunk…

Then he got in a Fender bender.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ May 12 2021
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During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball

The Referee said it was a Fowl.

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👤︎ u/JazzPhobic
📅︎ May 04 2021
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I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.

I’m just trying to improve race relations.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”

Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”

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👤︎ u/maniamadd
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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