A list of puns related to "List of Don Quixote characters"
So the local bookshop has the following editions:
Which would you recommend? It would be helpful if you could say why too please!
They are a Triton so I'd like some sort of fish/ocean pun on Don Quixote's name.
Any suggestions?
"Everybody bows down to the Don"
Has a high-level psionic effect that means and and all humans submit to him by nature. Let's assume this only effects humans or slight metahumans to avoid an autowin in all circumstances.
"Ooh it's pretty hard to get a glimpse of him / Cause lordy lord that pretty pimp is slim "
The Don is so slim that he can appear invisible at certain angles.
"But you might catch him / Shootin' at windmills pistols drawn"
He/his guns are capable of targeting imaginary/illusionary targets.
"Bullets bend around him and miss the king"
Any and all bullet-based attacks cannot hit him.
"Supra's laced up / He grows a foot when he slips them on"
He is a foot taller when equipped with his laced-up Supra's.
"And legend has it when he hits the bong and then he exhales / The morning fog rolls in"
Has the lung capacity to take in and release the entire morning fog for all of earth, using only a bong. This likely implies matter creation of some sort, at least in relevance to creating fog within his lungs.
"And when he's steppin' through the empty city in the early mist of dawn / You can hear the buildings whisperin' / You'll feel the earth quake"
Each step he takes shakes buildings to produce a whisper-like sound, and shakes the entire earth areound him.
"When he zips his fly down to piss planets shift alignment / Cause the guys the only one that's got a fist that's strong enough to lift his dong"
His phallus is so heavy and dense that it shifts alignment of the planets, and he is capable of lifting it. Let's assume "only one" is hyperbole, as this is an insane strength feat in and of itself.
"So fly they say that a bird nursed him"
He is capable of flight.
"So wise that even the nerds cursed him"
Wiser, and given the use of nerds, smarter, than any and all humans.
"Cause though they engineer new specimens every year
Of the top tier human, heβs still the preferred version"
Is at least superhuman in all non-stated regards.
"Soul so pure that upon first insertion whoever he make love to instantly turns virgin"
Is pure of soul, and can even cure impurities of the soul.
"Swingin' his sword some sort of absurd surgeon"
Has at least peak surgeon precision.
"He don't stop he's a choo-choo train "
He is capable of moving at speeds equal to the fastest choo-choo-style train, and can produce the same amount of force.
"the haters see him comin and they drop a doo-doo stain"
Has a psionic eff
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I'm half joking of course but come on! Imagine writing some of those tunes and thinking that they ARENT good enough to go on the main album? "Moving to Mars" is one of the best Pink Floyd imitations I've ever heard, and just an amazing song. They unchain Johnny in that song and he just lets loose. "Lukas" was given to Natalie Imbruglhia and her version is pretty good. But it's a Coldplay song through and through and might've been a big hit for them. "Goldrush" is just the most fun song the band ever did until maybe "Adventure of a Lifetime". It's just a great short tune. And then there's "Spanish Rain".
Spanish Rain people say turned into "Paradise" I think. I don't hear it. I do hear it a bit in "Hurts like Heaven". And it pains my soul we've never gotten an legit studio version of this song. I can't even tell you how pissed I was when Mylo came out that this song wasn't on it. It made sense, since it fit within the VLV era aesthetic, but I was pissed. I LOVE that song. Sure it sounds like "Dancing in the Dark" a bit and maybe that's why it was cut(even tho HLH has that same issue) being as close as it was to the Joe Satriani lawsuit timeframe. But damn...I just want a studio version of this song.
I mean, if you are the band, coming off the huge success of VLV, you write a song like "Moving to Mars" and it makes the cut over tunes like..."Princess of China" or "Up With the Birds"??. I mean those songs aren't terrible or anything but "Moving to Mars" is a god damn treasure. And it was a B-Side!!! Insane.
Episode 4, the first and most iconic film in the series, has nothing in terms of skins for the game.
Farm Luke with a blue lightsaber? Nope. Princess Leia with hair buns? Nope. Classic Han? Nope.
Oh but we do have Solo skins and Leiaβs Boush skin that she wore for the first half of Episode 6.
One of the biggest appeals of this game has been the character designs. They perfectly convey what each character's archetype is and what combat style they're proficient at.
So what's your list? Who's at top and why?
My list:
Kunoichi, like everything about her outfit feels pleasant to look at. Her long scarf, mix of colors, hairstyle blend well with her flashy yet practical ninja gear.
Ranger
Hitman
Dragon Knight
Inquisitor
Striker
Crusader
Berserker
Vanguard
Grappler
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