Found a life hack to never get murdered

Just stay in the living room.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GottaBlast
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Amazing Life Hack!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clitoris-drowner
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My favourite life hack
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shrimpy_J
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Life hack

Came in drunk after a night and didn't wanna wake anyone up, so I made some french pancakes and put them on my feet and I crรชped right upstairs.....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Squeakster15
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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LIFE HACK: Name your next child something normal.

Me: Are you still mad that your mother and I named you Life Hack?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/analytik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Life Hack: If you play My Chemical Romance loud enough in your yard...

your grass will cut itself.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hann1980
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Not a joke, but this just happened...

Took a really big dab (weed) and was coughing my brains out, which caused the following conversation between me and my wife:

Wife: "Are you going to make it?"

Me: "Nope.. Cough Hack ..You're gonna... cough ..be a... Hack hack ..widow!"

Wife: "Nooo, you can't die!"

Me: Hack "And I don't even.. cough ..have.. hack ...life insurance!" cough hack cough

Wife: "Wife Insurance?? What is that - If I break can you swap me out for a new one?? Do you mean a pre-nup??"

My body couldn't figure out what the fuck to do. Cough, Laugh, it even got confused and farted. Fucking hilarious.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AmbivalentAsshole
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The creator of the hokey pokey died from the coronavirus.

Only his closest family was at the funeral but they live streamed it on Zoom. Some degenerate hacked the feed and starting playing the hokey pokey audio and he kept putting his left foot in and out of the coffin. His family was initially horrified at the hack but later was able to laugh a little, out of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. They learned to live in the moment and remember the good moments of life, and thatโ€™s what itโ€™s all about.

clap clap

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ihavemyownpizzaoven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...

Re-roofing complete.

*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...

*ahem* without hacking.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SarcasticaFont
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Life Hack: Give your next child a normal name.

Me: Are you still mad that me and your mother named you Life Hack?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Phoenix_Gaming1
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2018
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