Letter of resignation Puns

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein submitted his resignation Monday, ending a nearly two-year run defined by his appointment of a special counsel to investigate connections between President Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia. His last day will be May 11.

##Submissions that may interest you

[Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein submits resignation letter - ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/deputy-attorney-general-rod-rosenstein-submitted-resignation-letter/story?id=6271332

As far as I know, there are no legal ramifications of it normally, unless in very special cases where it's specified in the contract, so why?

My work has known for awhile that I planned on finishing the trail this year. I went SoBo in 18 to Harper's ferry and will be going NoBo from Georgia at the end of March. Having just finished the letter things are becoming real and dates are becoming official. I'm switching from a hammock to a tent this time, but I can't wait to be sleeping outside again and growing my ankle to the size of a grapefruit again. The great, the awful, and everything in between, here i come! Little Red getting ready to head back out

I would like to thank all of you for being such amorous and loyal concubines during my tenure as the top mod of this subreddit. Your dutiful worship has not only been acceptable but also deemed a delectable and sensual sustenance. Your eager willingness and utter devotion has not gone unnoticed to the old ones. Rejoice in this knowledge!

Underneath this vicar’s glorious vestments is a man no more mortal than any of you. And as a man, I age like every other man. I am the unquestionable master of this domain but we are all servants of time. Perhaps one day we will discover the means to harness it for practical use but for now time is immeasurable and definitely incalculable.

A top mod knows that the rhythmical thrusts of time cannot hold back the inevitable no matter how good the feeling. So before the torrent of my own self is spilled like seeds not sown, I must exit from within you. Not to worry! Your youthful elasticity will eventually close the gape and return it to its delightful tightness.

Not unlike the very hungry caterpillar whose hunger is finally satiated at the end of the book to become something magnificent, I also end my chapter to don my cocoon made from the seed released from my loins. What I become from my metamorphosis? Only time will tell but he talks really softly so you’ll have to get in real close and he’s really old so he has that distinctly old man smell so you should probably hold your breath.

It is unknown how long it takes for the metamorphosis to complete but I’d guess maybe an hour or two but only time knows the distance between hours. And again I must reiterate that his smell is pretty pungent so if you really want him to explain how many days are in an hour be prepared to lean in and hold your breath unless you enjoy the smell of sickly sweat and stale pee.

Yours Truly,

Hodorthedoorholder_

Post Script: No, I was not forced to step down from my office due to blackmail from anything I may have posted on Discord.

Apologies for the length but I could use some advice.

I'm a second year HS math teacher at an urban Title 1 school in CO. I've been at this school since I student taught and my first year was pretty rough. I knew my second year wouldn't be all sunshine and rainbows but I thought it would be a little easier. It hasn't been. Lesson planning and classroom management has gotten easier but now I'm facing new problems. Mostly I've taken on too many responsibilities and feel really overwhelmed.

Last week I was open with my assistant principal that I was having doubts about staying in teaching during a coaching cycle. When she asked what they could do to keep me I told her I didn't know and I was just on the fence. This created this huge chain of meetings because I'm supposed to be the IB Diploma math teacher next year (IB is kind of similar to Advanced Placement but over Junior and Senior year). I haven't signed any contract saying I would do it but I have alredy completed the math portion of the authorization process (which included multiple drafts of course outlines and being interviewed by IB representatives) and gone to training.

I had another meeting with my AP and she asked me what qualities they need to look for in hiring a new IB math teacher. She also asked me to turn in my letter of resignation. I was really surprised and clarified that I wasn't on the fence about finishing the year, just returning after. She said that was fine I could just date the letter with the last day of school.

I'm feeling more inclined to leave than ever but have been advised to hold back on submitting my letter by other teachers in my department. I have a meeting scheduled with my AP and our principal to "debrief" my decision and I don't know what to expect.

I can't tell if it's going to be a conversation about staying or leaving. Do I submit my letter and risk admin not supporting me for the rest of the year? Or would it be unfair to withhold the letter because they need to start looking for new hires? Would it be unreasonable to ask for more time?

This letter was originally sent by email from Katrin Stelzel to about 200 friends and colleagues. Permission to share it as sent.

Dear Friends and former Colleagues,

I’m writing to you today, because we became friends or worked together in different settings in my 31 years within Shambhala.

I started to write this letter already in February 2019, but it never left the draftbox, something was still not complete, so I did not send it out before.

I would like to let you know that I left the Shambhala Community. A lot of you will be surprised, because I was so involved, so devoted, so „in“ all my years in Shambhala.

I resigned being the European Potrang representative and one of the European Secretaries for the Mukpo family already in January and in the middle of June I will end being one of the Managing directors of the Shambhala Europe GmbH.

I am very sorry for everything that happened in the Shambhala Community. So many people were deeply hurt. Having been in a lot of different positions within the Community, I very much see myself as having an active part in the clergy abuse, the sexual misconduct, the betrayal, the emotional abuse, the misuse of funds, the whole financial catastrophe, the silencing of critical voices and everything else that happened, not only in the recent past but since a long time.

I knew that it was happening and at the same time did not know that it was happening.

There always has been a feeling that something is not right, but I was very good in silencing that feeling. I was very effective and skilled telling myself (and others) that everything is fine, that there are these great teachings and there are these great masters and there is this wonderful community.

When I read the Buddhist Sunshine Report 2 in June my strongest feeling, besides disgust, was relieve, relieve that finally there is an end to all of this……….. I was surprised about that feeling, since in my conscious mind, I did not feel that I needed relieve! At the same time, I thought: Whow! What an opportunity………(I thought that only for four months and then lost hope).

I do not want to be part of this community any longer, may it be with or without the presence of the Mukpo Lineage.

I know this is my truth and it might not at all be yours. Maybe with some of you, there is a possibility for an ongoing friendship. We will see how it evolves in the next couple of months.

I wish you all the best and if you would like to contact me, do not be afraid.

With l

WaPo Annotated Resignation Letter from James Mattis

Edit to add the non-paywall link to the letter:

http://archive.is/HUOzK

I'm quitting my job today. I was offered a much better position as a mechanical engineer and I hate where I'm currently at. I was hoping my boss wouldn't be in the office today and I could just send him an email. Unfortunately he is. How do I walk into his office and turn in my letter? What do I say? I've never actually quit a job before so any help is appreciated! Thanks!

UPDATE: Thank you all for the advice it was very helpful! It went very smooth. I sent him an email, he called me into the conference room and I told him I had a better opportunity and that I was putting in my 2 weeks and handed him my resignation letter. He was incredibly kind and understanding. I thanked him for the opportunity and told him I loved working here(that’s kind of a lie lol) but yeah we shook hands and that was it. Thanks again!

Had to call in because of bad weather and the rudeness I got from the ASM was the straw that broke the camel's back! Cant wait to hand this bad boy in and be done with Loblaws!

Sorry if this has been asked before, but I haven’t really seen any similar situations. (and sorry for weird formatting, I’m on my phone)

TL;DR: I’ve had this retail job for a little over 3 years and finally have a new job lined up that I’m waiting to be trained at. My current job is just.. toxic (to say the least) and doesn't have anything to do with my major. Would it be bad to hand a one-sentence resignation letter addressed to my general manager at the end of my shift on the day that I’m deciding to leave (i.e., “[...] effective today, [date]”)? I feel miserable there and honestly just can’t stand another week for several reasons and basically want it to be over with asap.

— Some more info: [Scheduling] I’m part-time and only work the morning shift from Thursday through Saturday because I’m a college student. My manager makes/prints out the schedule every Tuesday and basically just copies everything from the previous week’s schedule. The store is very slow even on weekends, and with the amount of staff we have there (only 8 people: 4 associates, 1 key-holder, and 3 managers), my GM only schedules one manager and one associate to open, and another manager is scheduled in the afternoon to close with an associate that comes in at the same time that the opener leaves.

Two associates are high school students and can only work weekends and closing shifts. The other associate takes classes on the same days that I do and would most likely be the one to get my hours for next week’s schedule until my GM hires someone else.

[Commuting] I have to take the bus, so the commute in and of itself is pretty annoying... Even though I’m only a 15- to 20-minute drive away from the store, I have to leave my house about two hours before my shift even starts due to the way the bus route and schedule are set up.

[Work situation] Occasionally my co-workers/managers can be cool and I’m able to joke around with them at times, but for the most part, everyone acts very childish and petty. The Key Holder, for one, makes “jokes”/slurs here and there that obviously offend me but blames it on me being too “sensitive.” One of the ASM's is the same way, especially when the two are on the same shift.

Because I’ve been there for so long, any time I ask a simple question for clarification or if I make a mistake, they belittle me and say things like “..and you’ve been ​here for how long?” or “you should know this by now.” None of the previous or current managers like to train new as

Is there any certain policy or procedure I need to follow to submit my letter of resignation? My SM has a hard on for me like you wouldn't believe. Honestly I'm afraid if I just type something and leave it for him in the office, up he will throw it away and say I didn't give notice. Or quickly contrive something to terminate me. I want to be able to leave CVS in professional way, but I already know he's going to do something. Thanks to my brothers and sisters on here for giving me support.

I have accepted an offer at another organization and I am scheduled to begin my new role in early January. Should tell my current employer now, or if I should wait and submit a standard two weeks notice?

For additional context, I am not very fond of my current employer... my work environment has become rather tense over the past couple of months and I feel if I submit my notice now it would make things a little bit more uncomfortable for me.

I had an interview somewhere today. If I get the job, i will be leaving Starbucks for good. I've done my time. I love my customers. I've trained many a barista. I've worked at around 22 stores. I've met a lot of people. Starbucks was there for me when I was facing homelessness. Starbucks was there when I was in an abusive relationship with my ex of three years. Starbucks taught me tact. Starbucks taught me patience. I still craft my beverages with care to this day. I care about the work that I do. But the time has come. I've put in too much energy and effort and gotten little in return. I've tired of being the most experienced partner in the room. It just means you get used. I want to learn new things. I want to work with my hands. I'll miss the free drinks, the partner discount, and the free Spotify. But I'm worth more than 11.51 an hour. I need to find my way. I haven't gotten the job yet, but I will keep you guys updated in my efforts to break free from this chain Starbucks has on me. Feel free to inbox me if you have any questions or any advice. I love you all still and I hope you all go find your own way and discover happiness and success in your future endeavors.

~Mommy Mocha

Hello all,

I am a 2nd year teacher in Indiana teaching 11th grade English. I have been given a great opportunity to attend a funded Masters program in English.

With all the craziness going on, I want to let my admin know as soon as possible that I will not be returning next year. However, I am terrified that they will try to screw me out of the rest of my salary if I tell them early.

As well, Indiana now has a 160 day requirement for instructional days (as opposed to the regular 180) and we will end school two weeks early.

How do I go about resigning? When should I make the effective resignation date? Do I go ahead and let them know asap and submit the letter with a future date?

I just don't know how to navigate this to protect the rest of my salary.

Thanks so much for your help.

Some key points

• I’m in VIC
• Unfortunately it was a casual job
• I haven’t had any shifts in the last few weeks
• I haven’t heard from them at all during this time, and no contact prior to this document being emailed to me.

At this point I’m done with this employer messing me around, I’m really more just curious if this is something they can and should be doing.

Thirtieth of Sun's Dusk, Third Era 39.

I have served in the Imperial Cult faithfully for eighty years, and it has been the greatest honor ever bestowed upon me to work alongside the wise men and mer of the Cult in this holy endeavor to increase understanding of the Gods among both us and the common folk.

When I moved to Cyrodiil from the Summerset Isles, I thought that I had left behind primitive ancestor worship for a more sophisticated, satisfying faith. Unfortunately, it appears that Pelagius and his sycophants in the High Priesthood have taken inspiration from Elven mythologies with the recent deification of Tiber Septim as Talos, the Ninth Divine.

I cannot accept this, and I have chosen to resign from the Cult rather than suffer the indignity of calling a mortal a God; I know all too well what insanity these blasphemies bring, and I will have no part in this. Will we become as the fools in the Summerset Isles and Valenwood, reducing the ultimate legitimacy and authority of the Gods to that of notable kings and generals? Or shall we devolve into the blasphemy of Morrowind, where priests grovel at the feet of kings masquerading as gods, and where orthodoxy is whatever’s convenient to the State?

Until this taint is purged, we are no longer an Empire like those during the ages of Reman and Alessia. The authority of the Empire comes from the Gods, and we have gravely insulted them. May they guide us away from this blasphemy, before it is too late for our culture.

-Carcyano Anaedaen