A list of puns related to "Leaving L.A."
Whenever we are leaving the house to go somewhere l am usually ready first and I call to my dad "You ready?" And he promptly says "Ready's dead, but let's go". He had a dog named ready when he was a kid.
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.
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