Yeah. Thereβs Juan Bjorn every minute.
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.
...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'
It means the world to her.
Oooops. Wrong USB.
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
(True story, btw.)
Dad : "NO!! Why the hell would I chose you?"
Le meow!
Heβs Father Les.
They asked me "are you more of a skirt or a handbag?"
I thought about it for a second and confidently chose handbag.
"So you admit it! You're an accessory!"
... Iβd pick my nose!
Let Me Think About It
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
... keep reading on reddit β‘It was a bolt decision.
Because there's no post on Sunday
It was a boycot.
Depending on the circumstances
I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.
It's Walter Ego. :D
Fanta of the opera.
...I went up to a newsstand that wasn't doing much business and asked the proprietor for a copy of Le Monde. I knew it would mean the world to him.
Because it's cooler than the others
The Wright Brothers, cause they make time fly.
Dad: "You mean a Petit Two?"
I said, "you're a groan man! Don't be sheepish--ewe can handle it."
He walked away with a spring in his step.
-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?
(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).
Do you think there will be any Fallout?
I chose Mask It or Casket
The LeBrontosaurus
Because I had a burning passion for it
