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Wife: The ION Channel disappeared from our cable lineup. Now I can't watch Law & Order marathons as easily.
Me: I see this deIONization has left you salty.
Yesterday my SO and I met my parents and my sister and brother-in-law for brunch. I decided to order eggs benedict.
Right away my dad said, "You know that comes on a special dish right? A chrome one?"
I didn't follow, so he kept going.
"You know what they say right?"
Still nothing from me.
"You know... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
I still can't believe I didn't see it coming...
So the wife is looking at the TV guide, and she says "All that's on this week is marathons. There's a Law & Order marathon, a Blue Bloods marathon, a Bones marathon...".
So I say "They should have an Amazing Race marathon".
Granddaughter laughed for half a minute. Wife just groaned.
My brother in law and I were looking for some PVC pipe in order to fix my pool filter. He was looking in a lot of places for for this one specific type of connector when he thought we found it. Unfortunately it wasn't even close and he threw his hands up in frustration.
I turn to him with a dead serious expression and said "don't give up on your pipe dream."
I got a very satisfying groan from him right after I said it.
