Late Call Puns

A list of puns related to "Late Call"

What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?

A Sagi-terrorist

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👤︎ u/brichouse
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?

The Secret Room Service

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👤︎ u/GrayWolf85
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?

Translate.

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👤︎ u/PO5IT1VE
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner

Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”

Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”

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👤︎ u/itsaustinjones
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula
📅︎ May 08 2020
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My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar.

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👤︎ u/belspethen
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a guy who brings your daughter home late?

An Ambulance

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👤︎ u/redditmanalltheway
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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👤︎ u/TheLeakestWink
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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How do you call an asian who's always late?

Wong Tai Ming

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👤︎ u/Prace_Ace
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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I also got this from my son. ”What do you call a shemale that’s late to a party?”

Translate

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👤︎ u/swetiger
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call a prostitute who is late?

Postulate

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👤︎ u/Doc_monster7
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What do you call an egg which is always late?

Ommlete

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👤︎ u/sid226
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?

A subordinate claus!

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👤︎ u/electric__frog
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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What do you call a teacher who is always late?

Mister Bus

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👤︎ u/KitchenTable99
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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My wife was late for work and asked me to call her a cab...

I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.

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👤︎ u/Evilch33z
📅︎ Jan 28 2014
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Why did people call the late man a tiny ass?

Because he was a little behind.

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👤︎ u/K3R3G3
📅︎ Apr 28 2016
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